The End?

  Is it really the end…?
We’re going out with a bang (and maybe a little birthday cake).

Episode 15: “The End?” is officially here and it’s giving:
🎂 Birthday vibes for our girl Kay
👅 Our final “Icks & Licks” (for now?)
⚰️ One absolutely unhinged Hump, Wed, Slash
🥺 And all the feels about this wild ride we’ve been on with YOU!

Whether you've been here since Day 1 or just hopped on the hot mess express 🚂, we’re so grateful for every listen, laugh, and love story.

Now go hit play ▶️ — because the end (?) never sounded so good. Happy Birthday Kay!🖤

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That sounds like a fun first date. It was. And then it was really fun. Yeah. And then it was really fun. Say, let's boo say Welcome in Heathens. This is dating in Reverse where we acknowledge the weird and wild cesspool dating culture has become. But we're still diving in head first. I'm okay Heather. And I'm Heather Nicole. We're always sharing outrageous date stories, playing a few classic games, so grab your tipple, moisturize your lips, take a hit and come join us. We look like we're dressed for a funeral, which I guess the funeral, the next episode. Yeah. Mine is your crown 'cause it's was your birthday? Happy birthday. My birthdays are so close together. A love. It's cute. I know. I love it. And that's why like our. Our like moon signs are close to, oh, like you're a Taurus moon. And I'm a Pisces moon. And that's reverse of our sun signs. Oh, that's right. 'cause I was wrong on that. It wasn't my tour. Yeah. Is that Yes, that's what it was. That, yeah. I think we had your rising off. And that's what it was like. We were thinking you were a Taurus rising, but you're our Taurus moon, right? Yes. I think I know. I don't know. But either way we have similar signs. And that's why we get along and that's why we have fun. And that's why dating Ever Reverse has Yeah. Been good. It's been a ride. It's been fun. It has been fun. So what better way to say farewell than to celebrate with the birthday? Yeah, absolutely. And then today we're gonna do Best Date ever. Yeah. Best date. Ever. Ever. Best date ever. I think a SpongeBob the best. I'm thinking. In one direction, the best day ever. Oh. That's that song is in my head now. And then we have some X licks, icks and licks. Of course we gotta go out with the Yeah. With the bang. I got some good ones and they actually the same category, so it's like counterfeit of each other. Okay. Okay. That would be fun. So stick around for the icks and the licks. Yeah. And of course we're gonna do Hump Wood slash and tell a few stories about our fun dates. All right. Do you wanna start? Birthday Girl? Okay. Best date ever actually has been my most recent date. Oh, Heather convinced me to try Tinder. And I somehow, by the grace of the universe, got lucky within the first couple days on Tinder and met a really great guy. And I'm obsessed with him. 'cause you know how I get obsessed and I need to chill. But we talked for a few days, exchanged numbers, and then he's what do you think about going out on a date? And I'm like, of course. No, no one went to Pen Pal. But yeah, but I wasn't expecting that on Tinder, honestly. I was like expecting the pen pals because I felt like Facebook dating was this is not true, but this is how I felt that it was a little more serious. Below match. Oh, you're not paying for it, but you're still like does it mirror match site or is it just something you had in your head? Because I just was like, oh, it's just something else. Just like a Yeah, I just thought if you are gonna actually make, take the time to make a Facebook dating profile that you actually want to date I think it'd be easier. Is it not just like a mini version of your regular Facebook? No. You can you still have it's more like Tinder than it is. Oh, okay. match, like I really thought it would be based off of my profile. But I still had to make a whole profile, still had to choose pictures. It just brought over your name and that kind of thing. But since everyone has the option to make a Facebook dating, like right there in the palm of their hand, I thought it would just be a little more like, all right, I'm gonna do this. Whereas to download another oh, because it's within the, gotcha. Yeah. So I just thought it would be, it was a little more serious. And then I was like, you know what? I'm tired. I want a hot girl summer. So I'm just gonna get on Tinder, talk to some guys, that didn't happen. I'm not complaining, but that didn't happen. And so we went on a date and he took me to the Aquaquarium. Oh. And it was so cute because I've gone to the aquarium many times, but with like kids, so yeah. I've never been in a date chasing around. Yeah. So finally, actually got to look at everything and, oh, that's cute. I just, I'm not. I cannot go into detail about how much I like this man, because, as soon as you start talking about them, it's gonna go to shit. This is true, but the date was great. We went to the aquarium, then we went to dinner and he flexed so hard at dinner, like he was like, order whatever you want. He doesn't drink. So he was like, even if you drink, I don't care. Order whatever you want. Get as many appetizers as you want. Whatever you want, order it. And then he just gave his card to the server didn't even check out the bill. Just I was like, oh he's trying to, he's trying to flex right? That's okay with me. Long, he bought dinner. But then we were gonna go to another local bar and like in on the car ride there, we were just like talking more and we decided that we were just gonna stay in the car and talk. So we were like in the car talking for two hours and then we just, it just felt like I've known this person for so long, like I could not believe I found him on Tinder. I call him my unicorn because I don't know how I got this lucky the day after I opened, I even started, oh, the day after. Nice. Yeah. I know. I'm sorry, Heather, please. I and he super liked me. And in my conversation to him I was like, I hope you did not just waste a super like, because I I'm just like, who is this guy? I'm not taking Tinder. Seriously. Yeah, exactly. It wasn't until that first date that I was like, oh no. Oh, this is gonna be bad. And that was two weeks ago. And it's been two weeks and I, we've gone on five dates. Oh, nice. Since then. Even though dating in reverse is starting to, and he's close, right? He's not as close as I want him to be. He's 30 minutes away. Okay. For me, we, and I just had this conversation with him on the phone for me. I want him closer. Two X's wife. Yeah, exactly. For him, he's oh, that's nothing. I drive hours for work, so 30 minutes is nothing. So again, you tell me that 30 minutes is nothing to you. I'm like, oh, thank you. So next step is for him to meet my dogs. That's right. 'cause that, that woman one, she's a little feisty little girl. Yeah. I'm so scared. I am so scared because I just, no. Oh, okay. And he loves dogs. But I'm just, my dogs are. Very protective of me. And even like my girl dog bit, my best friend, she's just, and my best friend like, came to give me a hug. So it's not like she's just biting people. She's like, why are you getting so close to my mom? Her? Why are you touching her? Exactly. So I'm scared. I don't know how that's gonna go. Oh. So I'm gonna get on YouTube. Oh. It just takes times. Just, yeah. I'm gonna get on YouTube and see if there's any tricks to like, yeah. Socializing animals. No, I just, at their pace. Yeah. Because, if my dogs don't like him. Yeah. But from what it sounds like your dog doesn't like anyone. That's true. So at least it's not an old man. Whereas my dog loves everyone. So that one guy he didn't like, I was like, what is going on? Yeah, that's true. Because Bear loves everybody. Yeah. But maybe if they do like him, that's what is going on here? Yeah. It was the thought that he put into he got me flowers. Oh, that's good. Like he put the thought into the date rather than yeah, let's just Netflix and chill. Let's hang out. I hate that. At first we were just gonna get dinner, but then he's you know what? I wanna actually do something with you so I can talk to you and spend more time. Yeah. And he was like, do you wanna go to the aquarium? Fuck yes. I wanna go to the aquarium. You did the aquarium first and then dinner. Yeah. Okay. So we spent like all day together. We spent like 12 hours together on our first date. It was the best first date in a long time. Where I actually wanted a second date. Yeah. 'cause I've been on first dates in the last couple weeks and I'm like, I never wanna see this person ever again in my life. But this one I so stick around. Hopefully he sticks around. Yeah. But you know how it goes here on dating in reverse. As soon as say something. We'll update you in the future. Icks and licks. Icks and licks. Let's go there. I got one of each. Okay. So mine are fashion based and my lick. I'll start. Where's my lick? Because I'm gonna ranty rant about my ick. Okay. My lick is matchy outfits. I love when it's like a matching anything. Pants, sweatpants even like the shorts. Like a two piece WANs. Like a piece? Yes. Anything that's very matchy. Same color or same pattern. Okay. Definitely with sweat from like head to toe. I love that. I could never do that growing up 'cause I was like, not if everything's too short for me. And then I just finally realized get the men's. Oh. So now, and I feel like especially with more nicer brands, they actually make the pants. Keeping in them. They like summon, have a butt. They probably all have more than a butt than I do, so there's a little curve to 'em. So it's not just straight down, they do be working on their butts. Yes, absolutely. With squats, they be out here with the dogs. Yes. Now I found like I could do the matchy sets, but I do, especially in the summertime. I like those cloth ones. Yeah. Ooh. So anything that's matchy, I love those things. Here's the computer. Okay. You're gonna to send me a picture too, just for reference, so I can, we'll do we can do like sweatpants, head to toe kind of thing. And then this is the cloth matchy ones that I was talking about. Oh, okay. And then my ick has been an ick for so long. I'm so mad that I talk this long and talk about it. Jorts. They're the ugliest motherfucking thing any man can put on the leg. And then I met a dude that was like girls are the same. They're dots too. So no, they are jean shorts. Okay. Get it right for women. And the reason why it's okay for women is because the length, like even Capris, remember when Capris were a big thing? Yeah. Babes, they're jorts for women. I, no. Yeah, no, I've never been a fan of this, but jorts, oh god. These were khakis or something. Or basketball shorts. But jorts, especially the ones that look like this. That are like the bleached light blue color ones. Stop it. Go in your closet and throw 'em all wide. Oh, no more js. Get you a clothy matchy match set and get rid of the damn jorts. What would you do if you went on a first date and he showed up in Jorts? Oh my god, I've been there. Oh, okay. I don't think I took a jab at him the first date, but I know that we have since then. I was like, Hey, we gotta talk with those jorts. And he giggled it off and I giggled it off, but he knows that I hate those shorts. Oh gosh. He's what does this tell the tooth? I was like, I don't know. That's not my problem to figure out. But no jorts. Ugh. That is so funny how they're so ugly. There are no jorts that are okay. No and no passable. They're all khakis. That's the only, they're not jorts. They're, yeah. Okay. Even if you do like black shorts, they're stu at jorts. Just no blue jean shorts. That's so specific. I love it. This is what the X and licks are for. Mm-hmm. This jorts are the exact thing that made me realize that icks and licks are not the same as pink flag, black flag. Because I'm not gonna like never talk to you again. I just probably won't let you wear them in public. Yeah. So it's more of a ick, not a final black flag, but you catch 'em in the wrong day and so we are gonna have to bust out the flags next time. Absolutely. So we can say the flags are from more of like behaviors, than I mean it takes a certain behavior to where jokes. Oh, that's so funny. What would you got? I don't have any that funny. So one thing I love obviously is food. And I once went on a date at a ramen place and my biggest fucking ick, slurping. I hear it's coming. Yeah. I feel like it's one of those things that like your parents should teach you. Yes. Not to, it's part of an accidental one or two is fine, right. That it's a obnoxious and it's part of just manners. Yeah. But also it's a it's a common thing to do in other countries to, to express that it's good or, oh, it's they, yeah. So if I go to Japan. I'm going to hear slurping and it's gonna drive me crazy. It's on the line of whispering. Whispering, yes please. No slurping your food. No slurping a drink. A hot, like when the drinks are hot too. Oh my gosh. No, don't do it. Please. Oh my God. That will drive me crazy. So I don't have a matching lick to that, but I'm just gonna play off of just general manners. I just told someone this today, it costs nothing to be kind. So when you're out or just shut the fuck up. Exactly. Especially when you're out at a restaurant and you're eating. And you don't know what your server or what anyone around you for that matter has been through that day. So people are entitled to have a bad day. It sucks because negative energy is contagious, so you don't wanna bring that to and like in with you. But let people have a bad day, still be kind, still be nice. That is a big thing that I'm looking for when I'm on a date with someone. That's like number one, your manners towards me and others. And others. Especially staff. Exactly. Or else it ain't gonna be nothing. I will walk out, and there's times when you don't wanna be kind. That's fine. Just shut the fuck up. Yep. And just, let your face say it if you really need to. Exactly. Just shut up. Shut up. I think women get in your safe place with your people and then, say whatever you need to, but just let people be. Yeah. I think women have a better idea of, I'm gonna let my face say it. Yeah. I don't have a poker face at all. You're gonna see it. Read my face. Yeah. Men will just just say it. But Oh yeah. It doesn't, not everything needs to be said. Yeah, no. And not to the person. If you wanna complain to me, I see it too. I understand, right? Yeah. But don't make someone feel shitty because chances are it's because they had a bad day. Absolutely. So kindness. Be kind. Yeah. Be kind. So lately with the summer coming up, and I think pages and promotions are just having more contests. Guys are sharing contests and posts in their stories. And that to me is such an ick, like, why do you ever see that girl that it's like, these things are not for boys? No. These things are only for the girls. See, that's how I feel. I feel like that's one of those things that's only for the girls. That's how I feel. I don't even like sharing stuff like that in my story. No, I don't think I, I'll get maybe I'll comment on it or whatever but maybe it's like comment, share. Bonus entry comment and share. You lose me a chair, I'll like it, I'll comment, but I'm not sharing this. And that's why we're dealing with what we're dealing with, because nobody wants to share anything. But a contest is different. Like people's, when, if I, if enjoy a contact creator and they have something and like I'll share it. Yeah. But a contest, I'm sorry. Someone else can win. Y'all have fun with that. Exactly. If they have like bonus injuries, share it to your story. And I'm like I'm okay with the one entry. Dang, I'm not gonna win anyway. So it makes me, because now I can see what you're into. And I'm like, why do you wanna win this? Like, why is this important to you? Like Manscape kick giveaway thing. Oh yeah. And I'm just like, buy one bro. At least he never takes care of himself. Never here. Okay. Heather wants to see the good in things. I'm just on a rampage right now, I'm like, ew. I know I'm being nice, but I guess I know. No, I know exactly why I'm being nice because earlier today I pulled up and the car was parked just so close to the line and it just set me right over the edge. And I was like, how is all five of these parking spots open and you can't even get it on the line. Blah, blah, blah. As I'm getting outta my car, the little old lady was getting outta her car. First of all, I'm like, oh my God, I'm going to hell. Then when she comes around the corner, 'cause I'm getting my McDonald's out, she's I'm so sorry. And apologize if her a parking spot. I didn't wanna something. I was like, oh my God, I gotta stop. There's no, who was that? I dunno. That was a devil coming outta me. There's no reason to be that bad because someone parked within the lines just closer over Jesus. Why am I talking like that? Closer over to me. And I was like, I gotta stop being so judgemental. Because the reason why she did that is because she was a little old lady. Yeah. Who could barely walk up the goddamn steps. And here I am trying to put it in reverse and back it up and then fixing myself and bitching the whole damn time. I look like an idiot. But if it was it, not to myself, but still, I was like, I guess so if it was a grown man, that would be ick. So this is true because if it had been most of my neighbors, I've see. I know you'd be in here smoking and you can't park. But some little lady, I like an asshole. The universe can humble you real quick. Yeah, it did. That did. And that's when you were like, be kind. I was like, here we go. Yeah. I had to me out again today. Oh no. I had to like, it literally was a conversation I had today. Like it does not because I am, that show love on the Spectrum, have you heard about that? It's on Netflix. It's like this kind of documentary reality style of dating for people on the autism spectrum. Oh, it is the cutest girl. I would cry about the worst. My life crying all the time I was walking. When I'm welcome my girlfriend, we tell each other these stories where we're so empathetic that we can't, we won't even allow ourself to be happy. Yes. We see someone else in pain and then we're like, we're gonna cry about that for the next week. Yep. She used to went to go tell me a story about a kid in the hospital. I was like, girl, stop it because I'm gonna think about this for the next three months. Yes. For the rest of my life. And I don't even wanna hear about it 'cause I just, so I can't watch things like that. Yeah. Just because it puts me in such a depressive, like it's even the most beautiful things. Just that's nice. I love that so much for them. That is really cute. It made me cry because it's things you can A, you don't think about. You don't think about it. Don't have to think about, but it really makes me happy. Yeah. Because I'm like, everyone deserves love and it's putting a spotlight on how different people are. Yeah. They, you can look at someone and not even know they have a disability at all. So it's just, that's where my mind goes. I'm like, I love that you can see love in different forms and different people. Yeah. And just maybe one day see someone who's like talking way too much and not thinking, oh man, that bitch need to shut the fuck out. But maybe she has some kind of right disorder where she just is nervous and she's just gonna talk. It's just if, to me, it feels like it's opening Yeah. Up for people. And just another thing to mind myself, stop being so judgmental. Yeah. Because little things like that, you never know. You really don't know what someone's going through or how they're going through it. Then I'm like, oh. On their little dating life and the little sad stories and all the people that can't get help. That's what I think about. See. Yeah. But that is super cute. I love that. It is, it's adorable. It's so cute. My date of course, starts on Tinder. Don't They always starts on a Sunday morning on Tinder and I came across this super hot stripper. Oh my God. I don't think he said that he was a stripper, but there was something in there. I think there was like a picture of him at the club that he had said something. It was just obvious that he was a stripper. And I was like, you know what? Why not? We have nothing better to know. You guys don't know how long I've been waiting to hear about the stripper. You're gonna wait 'cause you're only gonna hear the first date, but the first date was. Like you were saying, all, a whole day thing. I knew we were gonna get a dinner and then we had plans after, but I didn't know what was gonna happen after that. So I think we chatted for, I don't even think we chatted for a whole week before. He was like, let's go out. And I was like, absolutely. Let's go out. Man knows what exactly. If he wants to, he will. Absolutely. So he let me pick the place. And I picked my favorite place that has crab cakes 'cause that's what I wanted. I did too. Yeah. Did too. Yeah. Oh, So now I want a crab cake. Yep. But so we let pick the restaurant and he was trying to make me guess, I can't remember, I was trying to think earlier, like how he was playing this game or trying to make me guess of where we were going to go next. But I could not figure it out. And my favorite thing about the stripper was he was super country. He was from North Carolina, which when I thought of North Carolina, I used to think of sun, beaches, but there is like a, is rural world. Rural, whatever, this country part to it. And that's where he came from. And he had accent and he was just, he was, oh, he was so hot. I can't remember how he was trying to explain it, but I couldn't get, and he was like, girl, we're gonna do Busters. I was like, oh yes. So he just told him Yeah like he, I was not getting it. Like he was trying everything and he was like, okay, we're gonna dam busters. That's a great first date. We had a lot of fun. Yeah, we definitely had a lot of fun there. And obviously after that I didn't want the date to end. He didn't want the date to end, so he was like, let's go smoke, which is, my thing. And he was like, do you wanna to go back to your house or my house or whose area do you wanna go closer to? so he was about 20 minutes. So that we were trying to figure out from David Buster's, and then he was like, no, wait a minute, we're gonna go back closer to me. If you don't mind. Let's go ride. Go karts after Dave Busters. Absolutely. Yes. Like my little competitive blast was so exciting. God, so much fun. Because like my competitiveness comes out in those games. Yeah. That's why I love David Buster's as an idea because you get to see the other person. How with arcade games Yeah. You are not gonna see that. Every day. You could see if they are cute competitive or mean competitive or like just let you win kind of thing. Yes. And I was like don't let me just win. Don't let me win. Please. He was like, don't worry. I gonna respect. That's fine. Exactly. I will. That is an it for me. If you purposely try to let me win. Oh yeah. No. I don't need to win this game myself. And I'm a gracious loser, so if I do lose, it's not, I'm not, I'm gonna still like talk shit, but Right. And when I win I wanna be able to talk shit. Yeah. So I don't want you to come back three months later when we're fighting. You're like, oh by the way, I let you win his tee-ball. 'cause then we're gonna fight about that for the next three hours. Exactly. We went and ride the go-karts and it was so much fun. Oh my gosh. I had so much fun there. I had life from crab cakes to Dave and Busters, which the other thing I like about Dave and Busters is her drinks are so good. And he didn't really drink much. He was more of a smoker. So he was like, you go ahead and drink and I'll drive. And he drew. Oh my gosh. He was a really good driver too. Just like real slow, real chill. Yeah. So I just got to get drunk or I just got to get drunk and sit in the passenger seat. Yes. And be passenger princess. Yeah. Like we deserve to be. Absolutely. I've done the ones in the beach towns, but I've never done ones where you have to have your license and you have to watch that little 10, 15 minute video. That's serious. Yeah. I was scared of first I was like, if anything then I'll just go slow and he can just, go play around with the other people. 'cause there was other people on the tracks that you would go with. But I have fun. Another date idea. Absolutely. We're putting date ideas right into this episode and we didn't intend to. Absolutely. The aquarium. David Busters. And now go-karts. There you go. There's Summer is right around the corner. Oh yeah. There you go. And if you're into the person and you don't, you wanna keep adding steps to it, you start off with dinner and then add one, and then add on and, yes. Boom. There you go. I love it. That sounds like a fun first date. It was. And then it was really fun. Yeah. And then it was really fun. Say, let's boo say that. That's one of the dates I went on a couple months ago. We played putt putt, like mini golf. Oh, okay. That was really fun too. But he tried to let me win and I was like, oh, this is not fun for me. I like P puff, but I suck so much at it. Towards the end, I'm just like, oh God, just Yeah. Put the damn ball in. Yeah. Like the very last shot you had to make a hole in one, basically. And I was like, yeah, I'm not, you go, you go first. And he got it. So I was like, okay, now you can take my shot. 'cause I'm over it. I'm obviously not gonna make a hole in one like you just did, so let's just go. Yeah. PT is really long. I guess maybe if you drink along the way or something like that, but it is long. It never fails towards the end of Pop Hut, I'm just like, come on, I'm over this shit. Whether I'm winning or not. TS is ridiculous. Oh yeah. Whether I'm winning or not. Yeah. But then we played air hockey and that's my game. So I demolished him. I was like. Now I get to get my revenge. You beat me a putt putt, but I'm gonna kill you in air hockey. And I did. And he couldn't believe it. But I'm like, I told you, this is my game. Anybody wanna challenge me? Let's go air hockey. Beat me. They are. It is fun. I love it. I love it so much. I like the basketball because I'm a tall white girl, so I'm good at own That is basketball. Shorter than me. So he was short? You threw up after he tried to pick you up? Yeah. Oh yeah. No wonder you said No. It was so awkward too. And I'm like, what are you doing? Because like we were on a trail, and there was nobody around and he just stops. And I'm like, the fuck you doing? And he just picks me up and I was like, oh my God. Put me down. This is I ick ick. Another ick. Just, it wasn't sexy. No. No. Even, and especially in that environment, sir. Environment. What? What are you doing? We are in the middle of nowhere and you just wanna pick me up? Why? Put me down, sir. Home. We slash home, we slash Aw. So we're gonna start with Michael Ely. Okay. And I Black people know Michael Evie from everything, but, sorry, I only knew him from Barbershop, but that's what I was gonna say. You probably know him from Barbershop. I then we're gonna do Daniel Kua from Get Out. And then. Classic Will Smith. Okay. I'm gonna hump, I'm gonna hump Daniel. Okay. I definitely I need about to get out, but I'm gonna hump Daniel. Unfortunately, I don't know much about many of these guys, even Will Smith. So this is like pure physical attraction now. Yeah. I say that, but I'm going to, we will Smith because the way he loves Jay. Yeah. He loves that woman down and she cheated on him and all that stuff and drug him through the mud. And he still, is such a good, I'm gonna insert that meme where she has that man looking like this and he still loves her and he is, he's still good looking. How old is Will Smith? 56. Okay. I thought he was a little bit older for some reason. And he, national television defended his woman. He did. He did. And he almost lost his career for it. He had a problem. That's a whole nother topic for a whole nother diet. Yeah. But because of that, we're unfortunately gonna have to slash Michael, oh, sorry. I really only know I'm from barbershop. Okay. Okay. My whiteness showing. Sorry, I'm gonna hump Michael Ely. I think he's gorgeous and I just wanna hump that. And if you actually listen to his voice melting. Oh my God. His voice is just, so to hear him say my name, yes. And then I'm gonna, wed Will Smith. I love him. I love his goofy nature and just just keeping me laugh, like he loves his wife so I know he's gonna be devoted, but he's also gonna keep you laughing, having a good time. And he's still very good looking. He is. And what sealed the deal for me was him in Bad Boys two. I'm just gonna leave this picture right here. Isn't that where the allergic reaction was it? That was Hitch. That was Hitch, okay. But in Bad Boys two, that man with them arms. Oh, that's the will smith. I'm wedding. Okay. So Bear had to join us for a little bit, unfortunately I'm going to slash Daniel Kua. I love him, but okay, so like I was saying, I'm keeping it too gorgeous men. And I'm gonna give you four. You can hump two of them. It is my birthday Hump. Hump What? Slash happy birthday to me. Yay. Okay. These are good ones. Alright, we're gonna start off with pit Bull. He is my most favorite man in the whole entire world. Really? I love him. Oh my gosh, yes. Mr. Worldwide. Mr. Worldwide. I love Mr. Worldwide. Mr. Mr 3 0 5. Mr. Worldwide. Wow. Which I think him and his bald head is gorgeous, Google him with hair. It's crazy. I think he needs the facial hair with the bald head. So we're gonna do pit bull the weekend. Okay. This is why we will never fight over a man, because what I love the weekend bad bunny. Okay. I'm gonna slash all of them. Oh my gosh. And French Montana. I wanna slash all four of them. Oh my gosh. We'll wrap it up. We're done. Really? Yeah. I don't find any of those men attractive at all. Wow. But they're all dark, but dark eyes, even have you seen Dead Bunny in the Calvin Klein? Yeah. Oh. Gorgeous men to me, he's not gorgeous men to gay. We just have different, other than Bill Skarsgard, we just have different vibe now, other than bad bunny because he could even be a bad person and still be gorgeous. He's just very good looking. The other ones, I think it does also play, their personality plays a lot into it for me, if we're going with pit bull with hair. So you get to hump two of 'em? Yeah they wanna slash all war while I'm sitting I will hump bad bunny. Okay. And you're also gonna hump because I have to hump bad Bunny because I'm not talking to him. I'm not gonna have conversation with him. So let's just go and then my second hump. I am really mad that you have to think about all this. I don't wanna hump any Wow. Oh my God. Okay. I guess I'm gonna hump the weekend. Okay. He just, he seems like he would be fun. I'm gonna, wed pitbull with hair. Damn, because I get to hump that too. Why? Right? Mm-hmm. And then I'm gonna slash French Montana 'cause I cannot fucking stand him. How we feel about Christian Thompson. I also feel that way about French Montana because he is a bad person. Not that he's a bad person. It's just like seeing him makes me physically like, ugh. Like I just. And Chloe dated both of them, so yeah. No, I know she dated French Montana. Yeah, but that's what I don't really think He was good looking when she did there is just and he's been implicated in the whole Diddy thing too, oh, he's just, I'm definitely slashing him. Oh. Oh, I have to look into that for him. Give me yours please. I need to know. I'm so curious. I was gonna say I would hump all of 'em, but now that you're like French Montana with the Diddy stuff, I got my slash out of the way. I'm going to, oh, I'm gonna hump bad bunny. Definitely hump, bad bunny. Okay, sure. I don't know how much conversation we could have. Have you ever seen that clip of Sabrina Carpenter watching him when he was performing? Because I guess this is the first time that you've seen him And it's me in all of him. Whenever I see him as well, because he's gorgeous. That's when everyone was like, leave. What was, who, who's that term that she dated last time? Barry. Barry. She's everyone was like, leave Barry. Go for Bad Bunny. 'cause I think that he had seen the clip. And was like, Hey Sabrina, I heard about that. Heard Yeah. Heard. And I was like, go girl. Go. Heard. I didn't see the clip. Go. He's got red eyes. Go. I heard about it, but I didn't see the clip. Okay. So we're humping Bad Bunny, and we're also going to just hump the weekend and the weekend. Abel is his name. I actually know a lot about his backstory. I do enjoy his music. I do enjoy him. But when he made that show, the Idol, honestly at first it got me and I was like, okay, this is super cool. I'm so excited about it. This is super cool. This is actually interesting. And the more I watched it, I was like, you are losing me, sir. This is a lot. I like the character that he played just because it was, a good indication of these predatory men in Hollywood with younger women and all that. But then when they got to that brush part I cut it off. I was like, I'm done. I didn't even watch. Yeah. I was like, I, if I want to bad continue to listen to the weekend because I do love his music. I have to stop watching this show. Yeah. 'cause it's hard to separate. Yeah. I guess it was Artists from the Best. It just got really weird. It, the beginning half of the show was really good and then it just got Yep. It went a little too far. It had so much potential. It did. It was I was so excited because they were marketing the hell out of it. I was so excited. So it was like, yes I love him. So I was so excited to see him in a character. And then was, that's John Johnny Depp's daughter. Yeah. Yep. And she did a good job of it. She really did. And it was really good. Like I said, up until maybe the last two episodes and I was like, I, and it was I can't believe I am still watching this at that point. 'cause it was getting bad. And my boy Troy's. Troy Cian, the blonde head. That's free. Oh gosh. I forgot that he was in it. I guess I can go back and rewatch it, but no, I'm not, most of it. One time was more than enough for me and there was only one other person that I knew that watched it. And there was this guy that I worked with and he said the same thing, like maybe, it's getting a little, and they were like, okay, we're done. Yeah we gotta stop or we're never going to be able to listen to the weekend again. Yeah. Horrible. So because of that, I'm just going to hump the weekend. I am going to marry a pit bull with hair or without hair both ways. Hair, no hair, malt. Can you imagine with the mullett, oh my god. Guy would like pimple with the mullet. Oh my gosh. I love him. I, from everything that I've seen that I heard, he is really good guy. I've, a lot of, the girls with the bottles. They always have nothing but amazing things to say about him. Yeah. And he sent out money for a hurricane a couple years ago and I was like, I just, I love that man. Yeah. So much. So I'm at the slash front of Montana. I really enjoy his music, so I guess I'm gonna have to look into the city stuff. I can't believe we matched all four answers. We did. Wow. For different reasons, but we matched all four answers. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. French here. I was thinking that I had, oh, these super hot four guys for you. But I was like at least they're not characters, I tried. See, we've already covered band. Oh, just boy dudes. That's where it went. Wrong. My bad. We already covered boy bands. We already covered One Tree Hill, so I appreciate the effort for my birthday. It made it funny. If anything, this, that was hilarious. And then I figured, because this is gonna be the last hump which last you due for a while. we're not ending. We're not ending. We're just gonna wrap up this season. And this is gonna be the last episode for a while. Yeah. So the end for now, just for now. We'll be back. We'll be back. We'll definitely be back. We'll be back bigger and better. And. Y'all better contribute. That's all I'm gonna say while we are gone, y'all better be out there dating and telling us about us. So that we could share it. Exactly. Or you get your ass on here and share it and come. Yes. Come hang out with us. Yes. Give us humped slashes. Like X licks, all that. X licks. Just tell us, we have only been shouting at you to tell us for the last 15 episodes, so when we come back. Participation. Okay. Please. And thank you. Thanks. It's been lovely though. Yeah. We've had a lot of fun these last 15 weeks. We did lots of crazy stories. Yeah. Thank you for everyone that did submit a story. Yes, thank you. And help with slashes and all that stuff. I can't believe we've had enough stories to last us 15. I know. Episodes. I know. So we got plenty more. Eventually I'm gonna have get out, out and start dating to have more, but, all the trials and tribulations and audio issues now we sound like we're right inside your ears yeah, we finally got it right. Yeah. So we're gonna start with a SMR next time. Welcome to Dating in Reverse. I know that hit them right in the back of their ear. Oh goodness. Like the old 1 0 7, 1 0 9 0.7 or whatever light. FM Oh gosh. Fran, welcome in. Who knows? It might just be all next season might be all just say SMR, right? We might just change it all up, but it has been a wild season one. We thank you for watching and conversing with us and letting us know. cause the Facebook group, we've gotten some people participating in there. So if you're not a part of it, join, get in on the discussion. We have fun. Yeah. Okay. Heathens. So for the last time for a bit, cheerio. Don't forget the comment and subscribe data universal on all those social medias. If you're extra nasty and still didn't get enough rewatch.