The Cheaters

  Cheaters Never Prosper… But They Do Give Us Content

Cheating stories? We’ve got none (thankfully), but our listeners? Oh, they delivered. This week, we’re diving into two wild cheating submissions that will have you shaking your head and grabbing the popcorn 🍿. But don’t worry—we’re keeping things light by sharing the things we actually like about men (yes, there are a few 😉), playing a scandalous round of Hump, Wed, Slash featuring infamous cheaters 💍🔥, and wrapping it all up with a chaotic cheating scandal Mad Lib ✍️😂.

Buckle up, Heathens—it’s messy, it’s fun, and no one’s getting their tires slashed… this time. 🚗🔪🎧 #DatingInReverse #CheatersNeverProsper #HumpWedSlash #MessyMadLibs

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They're not leaving. Don't let

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waste your

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happy

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with you

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with you being on the side. Yep. So if you're happy with being a side salad, love that for you. But he ain't gonna leave, his wife. We need that on the show. Welcome in Heathens. This is dating in Reverse where we acknowledge the weird and wild cesspool dating culture has become, but we're still diving in head first.

kay 0:21

I'm

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Kay Heather. And I'm Heather. Nicole. We're always sharing outrageous date stories, playing a few classic games. So grab your tipple, moisturize your lips, take a hit, and come join us. So today we're gonna do things a little differently. Our topic today is

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centered

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around cheating. We don't really have cheating stories. Oh my god, I have one. I have one, but we'll never get there, so. Okay. Okay, girl. No, you know, you just have those. So some, some

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have to stay

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things that just have to stay in the vault It's locked up.

Heather 1:33

That was one of them.

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So, we are relying on you guys, our viewers. thank you to those of you who have submitted stories. And if you haven't, what are you waiting for? Not even like a Hump Wed Slash? Nothing? Nothing. Come on.

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on.

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Make this as fun as it is for us,

kay 1:51

Mm-hmm.

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for you. so we're gonna start off with a story from Cece today. Okay. And then we're gonna play some games, Hump, Wed, Slash. Madlibs. We got a Madlib because we got feedback on that. That was funny. People enjoyed the Madlibs, so we're gonna do another one. And then wrap up with another short user submitted story from someone who wishes to be anonymous.

kay 2:16

Perfect.

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think we got some good stuff going on today. I'm excited. Okay, as I read Cece's story we're gonna discuss. Absolutely. And give us your feedback, you know, on our socials. Let us know. Alright. So.

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I

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should have Siri read it. That'd be so funny.

Heather 2:36

funny.

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Oh my gosh. You should. Do you have something to read it to us? I don't know. Hold on.

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So

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I was talking to this guy off and on and we met up one day. So we were playing the basic 21 questions and I asked him if he was single married has kids and he said that he was single, no kids and didn't want to have kids. I told I was single with no kids as well and he seemed really relieved. Keep this in mind for later, the meetup goes good and we planned something for later that week. We met up again and he seemed super nervous anxious but I didn't say anything about it. Also he kept saying I have to leave by a certain time and he seemed nervous so I asked him what was wrong and he said, nothing I just want to be traffic. Face with rolling eyes. So I'm like, okay, cool. So after that communication slowed down, but he would like, love all my posts on FB and he but would never call or text. So months go by and I don't hear from him and one day he's like, Hey, can we meet up and talk and I miss you.

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So

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we met up and we were talking about some stuff and he did the same thing got anxious and had to leave early so in my mind I'm thinking he's either married or has a GF so months go by and we don't talk. I meet someone else, get into a relationship and things are good. A year later me and the guy break up I change my relationship status to single and FB and he immediately jumps in my inbox asking if I'm okay and that he wants us to meet up. So we are texting back and forth and I forgot exactly how it came up but I said something in a joking manner about him having a GF and he said no so then I said do you have a wife and he said unfortunately.

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And

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my jaw hit the floor. He proceeds to tell me that he's not happy and hadn't been for a while, and that we were really good friends, and that the talked to me about things he never shared with anyone else, not even his family. So I told him, I asked you multiple times did you have a GF wife, and you said no, and if we are supposed to be friends WTF, did you lie for? He said, I don't remember you asking me that. So me being the queen of screenshots, I sent all of the screenshots where I asked him that. And he was like, I really didn't remember you asking that. Then had the nerve to say, what do you want need from me? I said to be left alone. And to top it all off, I think he has kid ass because of the time he would leave when we would chill.

Heather 5:18

Wow. Turn.

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So because she didn't specify wife, he didn't? But apparently she showed him screenshots of where she said, Do you have a wife or a girlfriend? And he's like, I don't remember. Are you asking me that? Bitch.

Heather 5:36

bitch?

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Unfortunately. Unfortunately. I didn't hook them up, but he's my friend. I knew they were talking.

kay 5:44

I

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didn't even know he was married. Wow. That's how on the low this man is about his relationship.

kay 5:52

And

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she goes, okay, I need to talk to you. And I was like, yeah, what's up? She goes, this man is married. And I'm like, what do you mean? She's like, I asked him if he had a girlfriend. He said, I don't have a girlfriend. And she was like, do you have a wife? And he's like, unfortunately. WHAT?! They were talking for years. Not once did this man bring up that he has a wife. They had Did he post anything? No! I'm friends with him! Wow. And he's never mentioned having a wife.

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not

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a girlfriend, a wife, nothing. So, just magically one day he's deciding to tell the truth? Right. It, it doesn't I don't want him to get caught. It doesn't make sense to me. I remember thinking,

kay 6:43

what

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The whole time he's hiding a whole wife. And possibly kids. And possibly is,

kay 6:49

kids impossibly kids

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because he would have to leave around like 2, 2. 30, 3 o'clock or whatever, like, to go pick up a kid, apparently. It was like the same time, every time they met up. For, I think that

Heather 7:01

was his

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was his race car or something? Something. It was shady as hell. It was shady as hell. Ew. he always presented himself as such a gentleman, would take her out and do, and be so sweet and kind. And then,

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as a wife,

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but things would never progress for them. Right, right. So it was just like, that's why she kept bringing it up. do you have something? Right. Because where,

kay 7:27

it,

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it was almost like they were stuck in this little

kay 7:31

bubble.

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Right. And they just couldn't move forward. Didn't do anything, right. They weren't doing anything. The outside world. Yeah. So she was like. What is happening? Do you have a girlfriend? Do you have a wife?

kay 7:41

Mm.

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Unfortunately. That's hard. How long did you say it was? Before? Years? I mean, just one year? One day? It was like, bam?

Heather 7:53

Yeah.

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In the beginning of the story, She asked him, are you single? Are you married? Do you have kids? And he said he was single, no kids, didn't want to have kids. So, was he just telling her what he thought she wanted to hear? Because, why can't you just

kay 8:11

upfront.

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What is wrong with y'all? I don't understand. People love them.

Heather 8:18

I can't,

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Who had the time for that?

Heather 8:21

Right.

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To have, like, multiple lives and

Heather 8:24

mul

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multiple, like,

Heather 8:26

pe

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multiple, you're multiple people.

Heather 8:28

jumping to

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Different people. Yeah. Like, juggling throughout your life. Who has time for that? And then having

Heather 8:34

do you

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up the lives. Where do you find enough time? Because I need to know. Right, exactly. It's insane. Like, I told this person that thing. Right. And I

Heather 8:39

told

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this person, like. But at this point, he's living a whole nother life. How do you have time, sir? Yeah. But I guess he would fit it in when When he could. And when she got into another relationship, he respected that and he backed off, but as soon as she changed her Facebook status,

kay 8:56

right.

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he's like, pouncing in again. Ugh.

kay 9:01

He

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proceeds to tell me that he's not happy and hadn't been for a while. Y'all, leave. Leave.

kay 9:15

You

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just make yourself the bad person by cheating. Instead of saying, you know what, this is not working. If your partner, your partner is going to respect you. Saying, this is not working for me, more than they're gonna respect you cheating on them. Right, and wasting their time like that. And just like, the whole,

Heather 9:34

gosh,

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just leave. And then, ladies or men, if you're dealing with someone who is telling you they're not happy and they're gonna leave, they ain't ever gonna fucking leave. Nope. They're not leaving. Don't let

Heather 9:44

waste your

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happy

Heather 9:44

with you

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with you being on the side. Yep. So if you're happy with being a side salad, love that for you. But he ain't gonna leave, his wife. We need that on the show. That is a black flag. If you are dealing with someone and they say, I have a guy or a girl but I'm not happy, okay, well, when you figure that out, then you're done. I don't want to be in the middle of that. You're not going to use me as your excuse to get out.

kay 10:08

Yes. Right.

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Be a man, be a woman. Or not even leave,

kay 10:11

Put

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on your adult pants. Yeah. And handle your shit.

Heather 10:16

And it's

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because they can't leave because of this or that. Oh well.

Heather 10:20

Right.

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That's what happens when you get married and have kids with someone. Oh well, I don't care. You chose that. Like that's what you signed up for. Yes,

Heather 10:25

I

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you chose that. I do not care. Yes. So unless you decide to eliminate that marriage. Yeah. Sorry, I, I don't care. And it's super manipulative when you think you're talking to someone who might be single. Right. And they say, oh I have this situation but I'm not happy.

kay 10:44

It's

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manipulative to try to get the other person, your partner, to break up with you. Right. Just break, just, just do it. I don't understand. Like, I don't want to hurt him. He's been in my life for so long. Well then stay with him longer. I

Heather 11:02

know

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don't want to tell you. Exactly. Stay with him. Figure it out. Like, you have options. Other than cheating on someone. And don't participate in that. Don't be the third wheel of that.

Heather 11:11

Don't,

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Don't. Have

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Have

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some self respect.

Heather 11:13

and you know

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Exactly. I'm not gonna be. Your prop

kay 11:18

mm-hmm. your,

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For your, I'm not happy in my relationship. So at the end of the night, you go to bed like, mm,

Heather 11:24

I

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have my two little lives. Mm-hmm.

Heather 11:25

Fuck you.

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fuck that.

Heather 11:27

Yeah.

kay 11:27

Ew.

Heather 11:27

Exactly.

kay 11:29

And it's

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funny that she busted out the screenshots, too. Like, I asked

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you

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And he's gonna reply with, I don't remember you asking me that. That's fine, I'll remind you when. Exactly!

Heather 11:39

when

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You said it on April 14th at 3. 30pm, okay? Yep. Don't mess with us. We will screenshot it. I, I do keep my, what I need to. Hell yeah. Thank you, Cece, for submitting your story. Oh, absolutely. Sorry he was a turd. Yeah. And, sorry on my behalf,

kay 11:59

too,

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too, because I actually know this person. So, I'm sorry. And I'm sorry that you had to deal with that. But I am so proud of you for not being the side salad. Yes,

Heather 12:08

absolutely.

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Get a bowl off the way. And remember yourself from all that talking.

Heather 12:12

Activity.

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We're proud of you, girl. Absolutely. Because this is such a, like, touchy subject in relationships, we are lighting things up with licks today instead of ics. No ics. Just licks. We did, we've done a lot of ics and we're not necessarily telling guys what we like,

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like

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so we're gonna Brighten things up,

kay 12:40

Mm-hmm.

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and give you some licks today. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Alright, so all the licks. You wanna start? I got some licks. Okay. My first lick, cause I'm about to go on a date, when you are at dinner and you don't order off the kids meal, you're getting a grown man meal,

kay 12:58

you know what I mean?

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Like, I don't want to go out. What man? Not actually, not literally. Oh, okay, okay. Not, like, getting chicken tenders or Gotcha. Like, just the Yeah, like, trying something different. It's like

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like

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the kale salad we were just

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talking about

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Seeing something and it's like, Oh, I like, If there's a

Heather 13:17

like

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an artichoke dip. I feel like that's such an adult. If you see something on the menu that you're like, Okay, I know I like steak. I know I like spinach. I know I like that. And you put it together.

kay 13:30

Mm-hmm.

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It might not be something you've had before, but you know you like those things. Try it. Something that you can't just whip up at the house. Exactly. I can make you dinosaur nuggets and french fries. Right! You can go to Chick fil A and get some nuggets. Like, be adventurous with your food.

kay 13:44

Oh, that's

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so sexy to me. I like that.

kay 13:46

Mm-hmm.

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Let me think about that. I know a lot of guys that are just picky and just want a burger or

kay 13:52

steak and

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Steak and uh. Yeah, like. Yeah. Although I love me a steak and bacon. Right. That's a classic. That's a classic. You can't get that at Chick fil A. Exactly. I hate. Exactly. I'm not knocking the classics. But if we are constantly going out on a date and you are always Yeah, like, right. When you can just try the new. I love me trying a

Heather 14:09

Yeah.

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new different thing. Yeah, try something new.

Heather 14:10

I

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was so excited to try that queso and I was like, we'll see. Right.

Heather 14:13

Who

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it, my eyes, I didn't know that I like chicken with hot and honey. Like, oh, I'm so excited to try so many more things now. Exactly, that is fucking hot.

kay 14:23

Whitney.

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Yes, male or female, it is hot. When you, you take yourself out of your own comfort zone, especially with food. I think because I'm a Taurus and I'm a foodie, like, food makes me excited. So I want to try them all.

kay 14:38

And

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if you're just going to eat the same, like, mac and cheese. Right. Pizza, and like, come

Heather 14:44

Yeah.

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that gets boring. Right.

kay 14:46

Right.

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So, that's a lick for me. That's a good one. My first lick is, I love me a man that embraces and loves his girly pop.

Heather 14:57

Oh. Sing. Come

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Sabrina Carpenter, with me. Talk about Olivia. Well, sing some Taylor. I love men that can just, Brittany.

Heather 15:05

Oh,

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Oh my gosh, I love when they love, like, really poppy music. There's nothing wrong with something that makes you want to get up and just move and dance. Oh, I love

Heather 15:14

Oh, I love that so much.

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are the guys that are secure in their sexuality. That's the lick,

kay 15:18

too.

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too. Because

kay 15:20

they're

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not feeling ashamed or anything to jam out with you

kay 15:25

To

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the girly pop. Because they still know what they

kay 15:30

possess.

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possess. And that's hot. Yeah. That's a good one.

Heather 15:33

love

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that.

Heather 15:34

Mm-hmm. It's

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So cute.

Heather 15:35

Mm-hmm.

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greatest points when you made like all of the words, because you listen to, you listen to it on your own,

Heather 15:41

Right. If

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then you Right. If you listen to it on your own, oh my gosh, I love that. Like you're introducing me to songs. I'm like, whoa. I remember had a conversation with this one guy. I love to Bernard Carpenter. Yeah. I, I like Olivia, rod Rodriguez. Rodrigo. I

Heather 15:54

Rod, uh, I

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like Olivia. Rodrigo. I just never got too much into her backstory like I did Sabrina and Taylor, but I know that Sabrina and Olivia have like, ex and all that lore. So, this guy, we were just chatting about Sabrina and Olivia and he was like, Yeah, this is a song as a response to that song. And I was like, I love this so much! But I low key cried to that song so many times.

Heather 16:17

from that guy.

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So I'm like, Oh, well, well, that just changes the whole song for me, but it's,

Heather 16:22

uh,

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uh, uh, Olivia Rodrigo Deja Vu.

Heather 16:26

dunno.

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It's basically just saying everything that y'all do, we did. Mm hmm. but I used to pop

Heather 16:33

and

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jam to it, but now I'm like. I bet you he really does get the um, uh, Now you thinkin about the lyrics, like, Mmm, mmm, mmm, Now I wish everybody liked it so much, yeah. The lyrics are hitting too hard. I feel that. I feel that. But I love a girly pop dance. I love a man secure in his own sexuality that he's gonna hang out with you listen to your music. Embrace the girly things. Yeah. That, you know, back in the day they called that metro sexual. Speaking of metro sexual, that made me think of emo, and that made me think of a video that I was watching that basically was like, so there was an attack, and I didn't know this, not from like the outside world, on emo music, specifically because it was women based, like driven, like, the crowns and stuff up were more like girls, younger girls, and even myself, I was in my early 20s when I had my little emo stage, but like. Apparently on the outside looking in, everyone hated it because it was like more women based music. I'm like, whatever. So, that's fine. If you want to miss out on the emo music because you think it's girly music, you're missing out on like the greatest of all music ever. You're missing out on

Heather 17:43

the

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the music and you're missing out on connecting with women and what we like. That's

kay 17:47

it's

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right. Because obviously the guys that are performing it, they know.

Heather 17:50

Right?

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And they have their songs. A lot of them are just like love songs, although she ain't ever heard. Shimmer Your Booty Hole by Say, well not by Sayosin, but Sayosin members are, members, and what was it, B2C, I don't know, I'm sure someone maybe will know what B2C is.

Heather 18:07

but

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That's like deep in the emo lore. Right, I consider myself an

kay 18:12

uh,

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elder emo and I don't know that song. Do you know Show Me Your Booty Hole? Cause I played it before. And I made her listen to like all of it. The whole thing. Because the best part, my favorite part is the, not the last chorus, but the one before that. Like that's my favorite one.

Heather 18:28

So

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I haven't heard this song in so long. That is not a girly pop song. I'm sure some women might find that offensive. But, I think it's hilarious. I was not ready. I was not ready for what that was. Don't put that on speaker. Don't put it on your TV. That's headphones. No kids around. I mean, show me your booty hole.

Heather 18:48

holes, so. Right. Even the

kay 18:49

title, it's like,

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But the title doesn't do the song justice like it's vulgar. It's a classic Speaking of emo another lick of mine is when guys wear all black. Mm hmm. You cannot go wrong Because if you're dark hair dark features and then you're wearing the black and then it's like accentuating your skin tone You can't go wrong. If you're blonde,

kay 19:17

Right.

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and you are, you have blue eyes, and you're wearing all black, like, it just enhances features. I love a man in all black. I don't know if it's the goth emo thing, or if it's just No, I see it on all ends. Like, men

Heather 19:33

Yeah.

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that, of all genre, draw scene, I don't know how you categorize that. Um, yeah, in all black. Wearing all black, that's a

Heather 19:39

That's a

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lick for me. Ooh, girl.

Heather 19:42

I could do gr

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Are we doing the gray sweatpants?

Heather 19:44

Oh, we definitely,

kay 19:47

but

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But I don't, I don't want people to, I'm

kay 19:51

talking

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about the gray sweatpants for a minute. Guys know that we like that.

kay 19:56

Mm-hmm.

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So they'll like purposely send that picture and it's like, I want it to be natural. I want to see you in your natural state. wearing gray sweatpants. Don't send me a picture. I want to see you out in the mall.

Heather 20:07

Yeah.

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I don't really care about your selfie. Exactly. I don't want a selfie of you in gray sweatpants. Because that means you're trying hard. Right. You're trying hard. You probably sent that to someone else. Exactly. I don't want it. So. My next lick is a mullet. I love me a good mullet. Really? Oh. Oh my gosh. Yes. I love it. I love it.

Heather 20:25

Oh, love.

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It's mullet and a mustache. If you could pull that off, r woo.

Heather 20:31

I

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love it. It's interesting.

kay 20:32

'cause

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that was, that would definitely be an ick for me. Really? Yeah. Well, I mean, there's bad mullet. You have to have a good mullet. It's a good mullet. What makes a good mullet? Well. It, so much like everything, um, you know, there's like color theory and like color tones of what looks best on you. Some guys look really good with, um, a shorter mullet, just like a little bit in the back and really short on the top. Some of them look like really short on the top, long. Sometimes it'll look a little better, but it all depends. It all depends on the man. My personal favorite normally, Actually, I'm going to show you a picture of a case you forgot.

Heather 21:08

out. A

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drag. Beautiful, mwah, beautiful, cute little bottom mullet. You know, like, you know, I don't care for my blonde hair. I like it when it, yeah, I, I need to see this because I like it when it is more of like a, it's short on top and just a little, just a little, not too much in the back. Although I, if it's all that or really long, like as long as my hair with your little, as long as it, you know, blended and everything, it's gotta be blended. That's the thing. Not talking about, you know, you have this mullet and it's grown out. You gotta take care of your mullet. This is

Heather 21:38

This is

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to

Heather 21:38

so

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interesting. You have to get, uh.

Heather 21:40

Yeah,

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Just like any hairstyle, I guess, you would have, what are they, what do they do? They get shape

Heather 21:44

up. Shape up.

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You'd have to get shape ups on your mullet. But, you know, if you can grow this out and you take care of your hair. So, obviously. It looks cute. But, it, it all depends, mullets, mullets and mustaches. Mullets and mustaches. And you can just, mustache too. That's, that's cool. You don't have, you don't have to have them all to have a mustache, but I like.

Heather 22:02

like. The mustache,

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But, but it all depends if you have the mustache with the helmet. And the mullet.

kay 22:06

uh,

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And you can pull them off. It all depends, you know, it's a hairstyle. Is there like a celebrity that, or a person other than the, Acacia forgot, anybody else that I don't think is there any celebrity. You know who's mustache I really love? That good look, uh, that good trouble guy? Oh yeah. His, his mustache is perfect. I think he has a mullet. He's always wearing a hat, I can't tell. Wait a damn minute. I think he has a mullet.

Heather 22:30

Lemme get outta

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I like Good Trouble. That man is

Heather 22:33

fucking

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f ing gorgeous. Yeah. And he's f ing smart and I'm pretty sure he has a mullet. We love you, Good Trouble.

kay 22:43

Oh, I love you.

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I know that he's married, so I don't want to like step on any toes, but that is a gorgeous little man. But we're just trying to give props. We love you. I'm pretty sure he has. Yeah, he definitely has or had a mullet.

kay 22:56

Yeah.

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because he's always wearing a hat.

kay 22:58

Okay.

Heather 22:59

Yeah, this is, it's a little one, this is kind of

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like a Cajun, but he's a little bit shorter in the back, and he's like a little bit longer. It's like little flip in the back. Right, right, right,

Heather 23:05

right,

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right, actually, hang on, I'll show you it.

Heather 23:07

picture of a mullet.

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This is gonna sound so bad. we're gonna go on Tinder. And I matched with this guy and his main picture was his monk shot and he has a mullet. No! His monk shot's only for, what was it, being drunk in public. That's

Heather 23:20

that's

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all it was. So, you know. It's okay. I love that we're live tindering right now. Like we said, we're gonna do an episode where we actually swipe on people and try to make matches in live time. Oh

Heather 23:34

Oh

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my god!

Heather 23:35

That has a

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man with a beautiful mullet. No way. That He looks like he would be in trouble for being drunk in public. That's exactly the post abort point for that. Absolutely. Oh my god. So, yeah, so if you take care of your hair, you know, cause some of these men have such

Heather 23:54

gor,

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gorgeous curls and I, I get it. Like, you grow it out. Especially like, I feel like Covid came around, they couldn't get their hair cut.

Heather 24:01

They

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started realizing like,

Heather 24:01

oh,

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Oh, I have cute hair! And they want to embrace it. And what better way? A modern day mullet. That is so funny. Alright. Love the mullets. my last lick, this is still related,

kay 24:15

especially

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with Good Trouble, I love a man wearing a backwards cap. Mm hmm.

kay 24:22

Mm-hmm.

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is so sexy to me. I don't care what you're wearing, if I see from here up. Have that cap on and it's backwards. It's just,

kay 24:29

ugh.

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it's accentuating your face and it's just,

kay 24:32

oh

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oh yeah. And that's why I get caught up in hat fishing because if a guy is wearing a hat and you look good and then I'm like, yes. And then I don't know that he was hat fishing me. So it's a. Catch 22. It's very much the same thing as makeup. I don't care. Oh yeah. I don't care what anyone says. Not facial hair because you're lucky because you can grow it and make it bigger in your face, but that's all altering your appearance. And yeah, hats are definitely like men's makeup. Exactly. If I see a man that look good in a backless hat, I'm like, God, that melts me. And then he takes it off and he doesn't look as good, then I'm

kay 25:10

I'm

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fix it, and you're like, ooh! Yeah, I'm like, okay. You definitely fooled me. But. Hey, as long as you're not a turd and you got the personality to back it up, I don't care. Like, you think I'll walk around looking like this all day? Absolutely not. Absolutely not. So, that's fine. But you ain't gonna be a hatfish and turd. Right. Right. Yeah. Give me a man who likes to Explore food wearing all black and a

kay 25:38

and a backwards

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cap, okay? I love when men carry little dogs. They don't, or men just have little dogs, you know what I mean, because I feel like people are like, oh, they're girly, no they're not. I love When someone will embrace my bad little dog. He's not bad. My sweet little small dog. And when they'll carry it.

Heather 26:02

Oh,

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This summer someone was carrying beer and I was like, oh my god. Yeah, that is how I met my college boyfriend. Oh

kay 26:10

Aw.

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Walking his little Pomeranian and I was just of like, oh my god, I love your dog! And then I looked up at him and I was like, oh hi like He did not look like he would own a little tiny dog. Hey, if you don't have a big place or if you don't have a lifestyle that's gonna take this big old dog on these hour walks into the park and all that stuff, you can have a little apartment dog. There ain't nothing

kay 26:34

wrong

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with that. And I loved, I loved the little dog thing too because guys act like, oh I'm big and macho, I need a big macho dog. If he's secure enough to have a small dog. Yeah. That means he just loves dogs. And I love that. And then I love when they love my smartphone.

Heather 26:49

dog.

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Yeah. Don't be out here like, I love dogs and then talk shit about little dogs.

kay 26:54

Right,

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Right. Don't do that. You like ponies?

Heather 26:56

that

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what you mean.

Heather 26:58

You

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You like ponies and doggies and

Heather 27:00

and

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things of that size. Exactly. If you're gonna love dogs, love dogs. If you're gonna love women Love women. You know what I'm saying? Don't pick and choose. Come on. Don't be hating on my small bone. Right. I do love that. That's good. And my last one is for the girlies. Because I feel like it gets so much hate. I love when girls have a vocal fry. What does that mean? That's like when um, Like when they slow things down. And they're just like, yeah. What?! Oh, I love it! I love it. And I know that people do hate it. I love it. I think it's so cute. Okay. To carry a conversation. And they're like, yeah. Yeah. They drag it out. No, I can't. Oh, I think it's funny.

Heather 27:47

I

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think it adds character. Oh my god, Heather Doll!

kay 27:50

No,

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That makes me think of,

kay 27:53

uh,

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Trisha Paytas. Yes! Yeah, she fits perfectly. Yeah. Drives me crazy. I love it. I think it's cute. Okay, girlies. That's an ick for me. Nah, I think it brings character to their voice. And it's super cute. Okay. Alright. I'm not hatin Just

Heather 28:13

not agreeing. Not

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for me

kay 28:16

so

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another story that I am privy to, but I don't know all the details, but She did allow me to talk about it. so, we're gonna call her Skye. Skye is married. And one day, she gets a call from a woman. And says, I'm sleeping with your husband.

kay 28:35

Hmm.

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And she's like, oh for real? Like Oh, okay. So She has this conversation with this woman, or whatever, and Sky is not the kind of woman to She's not gonna beef with the woman. She's gonna take it to her man.

kay 28:57

She to her man. Mm-hmm.

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So she took it to her man, and he confessed.

kay 29:01

and he

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He was like, yeah, I'm sorry. I'm crying. I want my family, because

kay 29:06

they

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they did have a child together. I want my family.

kay 29:09

Oh.

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So they worked that out eventually. And decided to stay together.

kay 29:14

Mm-hmm.

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She ended up having another kid. so she had moved to Maryland.

kay 29:20

Mm-hmm.

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He lives in a different state. Because he has a really, really good job. Okay, okay.

kay 29:27

Like

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Six figures making good

kay 29:30

I,

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money. was commuting from state to state. And after a while, him coming home to Maryland was few and far in between.

kay 29:37

Oh,

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What state

Heather 29:39

was

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New York. Oh, okay. Yeah, so he stopped coming as often as he should have.

kay 29:46

have.

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So, eventually, Sky is like, we're not even like This is not like a love marriage anymore. It's just on the paper. Yeah, we have kids. We're taking care. So Eventually she decides I'm not gonna do this anymore and she files for divorce

kay 30:03

Mm-hmm.

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Instead of having like an actual divorce, they have a mediation so that it's cheaper and that's faster they can you know We have kids Obviously I'm going to have full custody because you live in another state and you're not here full time. So it was just easier. In the mediation, she found out that he has three other children. He's still, you're my wife, I want to be together, blah blah blah. But he Throughout the marriage he had other children? Cause the youngest of his kids How did she find The lawyer told her. Because he had to have all of this stuff in the Did he accidentally tell her? No.

kay 30:49

he

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had to, because he's paying child support

kay 30:52

Okay.

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for the other children, so his finances had

kay 30:57

to Oh,

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to, yeah Right, because she's married, so she legally has, can legally know things like that. Wow. So the lawyer was like, oh, um, what about the other children? And she's like, what other children?

kay 31:09

Oh,

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She didn't know. She found out in the media.

kay 31:12

No, I'm saying

Heather 31:13

like

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He didn't even think that she did it. Yeah. Wow. So, their youngest, Skye's youngest at the time was like nine. And her husband had a nine year old with the other woman. And she was a New Yorker.

kay 31:31

assuming or

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Yeah. So nine and down they had kids? Same age as her youngest, and then younger.

kay 31:39

Two below.

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Yeah. And then he has the nerve to be like, I want my kids to know their siblings. Like, the ones that you had out of wedlock? The ones that you sneakily had? That's too young. That's Later on, you're gonna have to have that conversation, of course. But no, nine and below, they don't need to know that Especially the other kids, I feel bad for them. Your dad is actually married to someone else, and here's the kid. Like, that's

Heather 32:07

and

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another way around, too, but. What I don't know, but I'm not clear on, is if the woman that called her is the mother. Or if it's a whole other woman. But, she's been getting calls from women for years. And then found out that he's basically living a whole nother life with this woman and her kids and having kids with her. Living a double life. And that's what we were talking about earlier, like, how do you have time for that? But he lives in another state. Right,

Heather 32:39

right.

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right. And then he just made more and more and more time for New York than he did Maryland. Yep. Wow. Left his kids in Maryland. Like, his oldest now is in his twenties. Like, early twenties.

kay 32:52

And

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he wants absolutely nothing to do with it. No, I don't blame him. Yeah. I You destroyed your relationship with your children. You destroyed his whole family, too. Like, his son's whole family. To, like, have a whole nother And then, you know, they start thinking, especially because he's older, he starts thinking about things like, Oh, I remember when you weren't around. Oh, you weren't around because you had another family in another state. Exactly. No, I can completely understand where the older ones are. Mm hmm. Then he wanted his

Heather 33:16

families to

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bunk up at all

kay 33:18

Right.

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He didn't want his siblings together. He didn't wanna divorce. He did not wanna divorce her. No. That's right. But she was like, uh, what So the fuck You so wonder if that's the other woman that had the ba the kids, if she knew, I don't know. Huh?

kay 33:32

I

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don't know. But I mean, she had to have known something because he wasn't, you know? Right. Like, why would he get, why is he going to Maryland? Yeah. Because of you for, for these long right trips. Right. Well. You work in New York. He was a, he was a firefighter. So it's not like you need to go to Maryland. Oh, okay. Yeah, no. Cause he's like, he's got a business plan. No. No. He has no reason though. He has no reason to, to go to Maryland. So she had to have known something. And if she is the woman that called, she obviously knew. Right. So.

kay 34:05

wow.

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The shadiness of being that person knowing that your man is married and like, oh well, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, Okay. With being the side person or he's gonna leave his wife. Right? Yeah. For all these years. Still nine years there. What? Yeah. At least nine years. Yeah. You think he's gonna leave his wife? That's funny. Yeah,

Heather 34:25

Yeah,

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exactly. Wow. Oh, well, I hope she's happy and healed and Okay. Yeah. The wife, I don't know about the side. I can't have any Oh yeah. I don't, I need to know, know her story

Heather 34:39

Sky.

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I can. The divorce is final. She's living her best life. Her kids are happy and healthy. So, she definitely won. Fuck that guy. I'm guessing

Heather 34:50

you

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he stayed up in New York or whatever. Yeah, he stayed in New York. What turd. Yep. So thank you Sky for letting us use your story. Although That's sad.

kay 35:02

I couldn't

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Yeah, I couldn't even imagine. Because that's a long time they were together too.

kay 35:04

Yeah,

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Because they were together for a long time before they even had kids. Okay. So then, they had kids, and then he started to show his turdness. Like, why couldn't you do this before?

kay 35:16

Yeah.

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Bringing kids into this. Yeah, so.

kay 35:20

wow.

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That's crazy. With other women too, like that's a long time too. Actively, basically having two separate families. Yeah. Two separate lives. Two separate lives. At least a whole decade of a separate,

Heather 35:31

two

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two separate lives. Yeah. That's crazy. Cause you had to hide that from your wife.

kay 35:33

Mm-hmm.

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Don't know if you're hiding it from your girl, your side chick, or whatever, but you are at least hiding that from your wife because she didn't even know until the divorce, the mediation. A whole decade.

Heather 35:46

Man,

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I'm so excited to go to bed single tonight. Not cheated on. Right? Wake up just the same. How I

Heather 35:52

how I

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knowing that I'm not being cheated on. Absolutely. Because I've never cheated. No. I, I have drawn out my relationships like, ugh, don't want to be with this person.

kay 36:04

And

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then I finally man up and break up

kay 36:06

Mm-hmm. Break up

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with them, but I will never cheat on them. I, I wouldn't even go and drag it out. Because once I'm done, I'm done. Every, I'm getting better as I get older, but especially when I'm younger, every bit of me. Once I get the ick and once I'm done, oh gosh, now you're gone. You're gone. I am a mother's daughter. Get away! That's how I am with most of my relationships. I think there was one that I drug it out because I felt like I owed him something, which I needed to work out in therapy. And I did. So. Never again. I No, I know what you mean, because I'm sure in moments I've broken off things a little sharper than I should have, but, no, I'm never cheating. Yeah, I just, it doesn't make sense to me to even cheat, I don't want you anymore. Okay, I'm done. We're done. Yep. Absolutely. That's it. That's easy! I want more, like, I don't understand how you, so you have your partner, and you have all these intimate moments with your partner. Yeah. A variety of intimate moments. You then jump to the side, have intimate moments with someone else. How are you ever supposed to get back to all these intimate moments again with your partner? Yeah. Like it's tainted. It's Yeah. How do you live with yourself? I don't know. That would eat me alive. And then to like hide it. So I guess maybe these people have like no No conscience. That's what I was gonna say. Right. Like I'd be so scared like every time he calls my name like what? Did you find out?

Heather 37:28

Like Right.

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I would, I would, I would see. Yeah. Like, I'd be on pins and needles at any moment, like, someone's going to text me and they're going to take 13 seconds too long, and those 13 seconds I'm going to have a panic attack. Yeah.

Heather 37:40

Yeah. You

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Because someone voted about my secret life. Exactly, yeah, I can't do it. I can't do it. No. I've had

Heather 37:46

that

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happen to me because of things that people did to me. I can't imagine, like, wanting to be the person that controls that.

Heather 37:52

Mm-hmm.

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Yeah. Mm mm. Yeah. And could you imagine, like, getting a, we need to talk text?

kay 37:57

and

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Oh my gosh. And you're the, well, I mean, these people obviously think completely different than I ever would

Heather 38:04

Yeah.

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because I wouldn't. Yeah. I guess they're ready to get their story together or go into defense or. And that's another thing too because I am listening. I feel like that's what most people do when they, when they get,

Heather 38:14

when they find,

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When someone approaches them because you cheated on them,

Heather 38:18

Yeah,

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get defensive? Like,

Heather 38:19

yeah.

Dating In Reverse Podcast's audio recording 38:19

what? But like, I'm always listening, so

kay 38:22

Yeah. When

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when you say, I did this on Thursday, and then I was here on Sunday and then I'll be like but you said you were doing that on Friday so what happened to Thursday and I'm listening to make sure that they're, what they're saying makes sense because if it doesn't I'm calling you out on it. Right and I'm not even doing it in like a trying to piece a

Heather 38:44

timeline.

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although you best believe girl I can piece me a timeline together with

Heather 38:48

with

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nothing, with crumbs. Yes. Um, but. It's just because I, especially when I have someone like, I wanna know what they're doing, I wanna know what you did, I wanna know how that was, oh, you went to the eye doctor? How was it? Yeah, exactly. Like, tell me in detail about it. I'm bored. Um, yeah. So, I pay attention to details. The communication is open. Right, right. Yeah. So, because of that, I'm gonna just naturally know how you go on or what you did, so if you then are like, oh, no, I actually went to the eye doctor on Saturday. Mm hmm.

Heather 39:17

Hmm.

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Yep.

Heather 39:19

Really?

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I'm like, wait, that's, yeah. Alarm bells going off. Exactly. Why is there a lie there? Right. Exactly. Ugh. Relationships, man. That's why we're here doing a frickin dating podcast. It's cute if people can figure it out. Jesus. Well, no, I feel if I just had like, some good material that I could work with,

Heather 39:42

yeah, I

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I could probably build a lot, but um, you know.

kay 39:46

Mm-hmm.

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What is this, episode 11? So,

kay 39:52

as

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said, the ones that we were excited about didn't even make it to episode 12. So, how do you, how, in this, I don't remember Gingerbread's name. In this dating era, how do you keep things consistent? Like, people are so comfortable with just ghosting you now. Mm hmm. How do you

kay 40:14

you

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maintain a connection these days? I, I guess maybe there are some people that like, enjoy barely talking to someone sporadically. Just like that post Or like L6's girlfriend. Like, remember I had a conversation with him? Like, like I said, like Like, once we are chatting and developing things, I expect to hear from him every day. Not all day. Right. But every day. But I expect to hear from him every day. And he was like, no, she was fine with not hearing from me. Eh. Girlie pop. What are you? Eh. Yeah. Why? You don't want to at least hear from someone every day? Like, so.

Heather 40:48

you're in a

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You're in a relationship. Like. Well, but prior to the relationship. Because that was my first question. But, like, you're, you're. Yeah, you're trying to work on something. Right. Yeah. I guess. If we're talking and I don't hear from you, I'm automatically assuming that you don't want to talk to me anymore. Right.

Heather 41:03

So, right.

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Someone I want to date is someone I want to talk to. Yes. So I wouldn't go days without talking to them. Right. And if you're okay with going a day without talking to me, go fucking forever. Right. Exactly. Cause I'm done. Absolutely. If you can wake up and then go to sleep

kay 41:16

and then I

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you. And not say anything? Especially when a text takes two seconds? Absolutely. No. Absolutely. Bye. Mm hmm. A turd emoji. Anything.

Heather 41:25

anything.

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I don't care. A turd emoji. A link to a song. Something. Like, I don't, I don't care. hump wed slash! Well, in honor of our cheating theme, cheaters. Okay, so these are like, known cheaters. Yes. These are three men who admitted to

Heather 41:46

to

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Well, I don't know if they admitted it, but there are three men that cheated on. Okay. Their significant. All right, let's go.

Heather 41:52

So

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first one is Adam from Maroon 5, the lead singer. Adam Levine. Levine. See, I didn't even know, nor care how to pronounce the last name, you cheater.

kay 42:00

Mm-hmm.

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Bill Clinton. Ha ha! I did not have sexual relations with that woman. And the cheater of all cheaters, tristan Thompson. When I think of cheaters, that's the way I think of them. Mm hmm. Oh, I know. This one is a little hard today. Adam Levine, Bill Clinton,

kay 42:20

Mm-hmm.

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and Tristan, Tristan Thompson. Oh my gosh. So here you get a hump. Adam Levine. Okay. Wed?

kay 42:35

great.

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Um, I'm going to wed Bill Clinton.

kay 42:39

Okay.

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And I'm going to wed Bill Clinton at 90

kay 42:44

90

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old. Okay.

kay 42:45

Today's

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Today's Bill. Exactly. Today's Bill. Because. In a journal. Because he ain't gonna be around for too long. I don't have to give him no humps. So I'm definitely slashing Tristan because bro had it

kay 43:01

set for

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life and he just kept fumbling.

Heather 43:04

Ugh.

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And he just like does the weirdest,

Heather 43:06

cr

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just creepiest. He's so creepy, yeah. Oh my god. And then I heard the way he talks, and I'm like, I'm not shaming his voice or anything, I sound like Batman. But, just the way he speaks, knowing the person that he is, just, what does she see in him? I don't know. Height, there's plenty of them girls. Like, Yeah, I don't know. And I don't think that she had any problems with, you know, picking the litter, so I don't understand. Right. I don't, I won't ever get it. Yeah. I'm

Heather 43:35

kind

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the same. I'm going to hump Bill. Just a one and done. But I'm going to hump Bill back in like Monica Lewinsky days. Also, she was on Call Her Daddy. Monica

Heather 43:46

said

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that was a really, really good interview.

Heather 43:49

Really.

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It was actually very,

Heather 43:51

very

Dating In Reverse Podcast's audio recording 43:51

very interesting. And as we were just speaking of side salads. Not

Heather 43:53

not that

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I'm one take the side, sell inside or anything like that, but the power dynamic and just like every, like the whole story is very, very, very, very interesting. And she has her own podcast, YouTube channel. There was only one episode about it, which most of it was in the caller daddy episode, but it was just, it's very interesting to learn

Heather 44:13

Oh, all that.

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to check it out. So we're

Heather 44:15

We're

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just gonna hump Bill. We're gonna, we, Adam, because if I gotta marry one of these turds, I'm gonna pick the one with obviously the.

Heather 44:22

hottest one.

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Not only the hottest one, um, but the one that's slangin the most. I mean, he's about this big around, so.

Heather 44:28

yeah.

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Yeah. And then I'm definitely Slashing. Definitely slashing. Tristan. Tristan. Yeah. Cause he's just. And then, that whole drama with like, her sister and her sister's friend. Oh, and the friend and everything. Yes. And then she still took him back after that?

Heather 44:44

mm-hmm.

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no. Still took him back, made sure they could do everything they could to ruin that girl's life.

Heather 44:48

Like Right.

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Right.

Heather 44:49

Ugh.

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Ugh. Disgusting. And then even if you didn't want to forgive her or whatever, just the whole, it was,

Heather 44:55

yeah,

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that whole thing was really, really bad. Disgusting. And I feel, honestly felt bad for Kylie in the middle of that because she lost her best friend in the midst of all that, and then like, the whole

Heather 45:04

dynamics

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like, everything changed. Yeah cheaters for HumphWed Slash. Perfect little theme. Jude Law. I only know like, old Jude Law. Yes, we're

Heather 45:14

going

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old Jude Law. Tom Sandoval. And I hate to put him in this category. I really do. But it's a big cheater in my world. Chad Michael Murrary.

Heather 45:33

Stunned.

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He cheated? He cheated when he was married to Sophia Bush. What?! They were married? Yeah. They were married? Mm hmm. How long were they married? Not long, because he cheated really early in their marriage. Like, this is like first, first two seasons of One Tree Hill. They were married. She had a film with him? Yep. For the rest of that, yeah. Mm hmm. Oh my God. So you know the episode when she's like, when they are, I think it's, Nathan and Haley's wedding. Yes, and they're in the room and they're fighting.

kay 46:16

Mm-hmm.

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That was real emotion from Sophia. Because that was the first time that she could really, like, get it in on him. After all that happened. Right, because he obviously wouldn't. He had to stick around for a while. Yeah, that's so sad. Like, people really believe that Lucas

kay 46:33

or that Lucas

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Brooke were supposed to be endgame. But because of their real Ohhh, okay. Yeah, changed everything about One Tree Hill. Oh, that's so sad for her. And,

kay 46:45

And a,

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so apparently he cheated, like, early on in their

kay 46:50

in their

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marriage. And then he started dating a girl who was an extra on the show. Chad, Chad, Chad.

Computer 47:00

You

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can't date Chad. Yeah, yeah. I

kay 47:02

I love

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love him! You know I love him! But He's been happily married for almost a decade now, I think, to another actress, but Yeah, that

kay 47:13

would, so hopefully,

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was the scandal early on beginning

kay 47:18

One Tree

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Hill

kay 47:19

Alright, so, mm-hmm.

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So yes, let's recap this Juulal, Tom Sandoval, and Chad Michael Murray. Who you gonna hump? I'm gonna hump Tom Oh! Unfortunately, um, anyone that knows me, my exes look, all my exes, exactly like that man. Really? Two a T. Like, two a T look like that man. Wow. All of them. Okay. Even that guy, Lou, that I was just complaining about, looks like, like,

Heather 47:51

it. Like

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all the men that I dated look exactly like, and all their names start with J. And they all Sandeval. That's crazy! Okay? Crazy, it's like, insane that it's my type. I don't know.

Heather 48:04

Which

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Which has a very particular type. So, I might as well go ahead and hump my type. Yeah. Although, I would have slashed him, but we'll get to that. Okay. So, then I'm going to wed Jude Law.

Heather 48:15

Mm-hmm.

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I'm hoping that, of the two, his scandal isn't as bad. He Did she have a nanny? Yes. Oh, Jesus Christ. Well, he's probably the richest of them, so I I guess if I get to hump him, I can get money in the end. Because I'm a slash Chad now for Sophia, because holy crap, that is

Heather 48:38

is

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layers. Tonight, I'm rewatching One Tree Hill. This has so many layers.

kay 48:47

Yeah.

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gosh, that's so

kay 48:50

yeah,

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Sophia. And that's why I love her as an actress and as a person because she had to deal with that. Keep going! Man!

kay 48:58

man.

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You said three, four? They went through what, eight seasons? Eight? So Yeah, so it's like Season 3 is when they like, got divorced.

Heather 49:07

and

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Okay, well at least I guess at that point they were out of high school, so they weren't like, as No! They were in high school in Season 3. Really? Oh gosh. Yeah. And then Season 4 is when they did the time jump. Oh, okay. Okay. So, he and then he left in Season 6? Oh, that's right, there was a little gap with him. Yeah, so Was there a gap with Peyton too? Yeah, Peyton him and Peyton left at the same time. Okay. At the same I thought one of them was still there doing a little bit. Mm mm. They both left at the same time. At the end? Mm mm. Did they go home without them? Yeah. I guess they talked about

Heather 49:44

'em and they,

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Yeah. Oh, that's right! They did have a home. Yeah, they had like three

Heather 49:48

seasons.

kay 49:49

Wow.

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Without them. So, okay. They

Heather 49:52

she

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left at the end of season seven. Too much.

Heather 49:55

Six after

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they split up.

Heather 49:56

but

Dating In Reverse Podcast's audio recording 49:57

Yeah, but like every single day for years. Right, right. But I mean, to have to keep doing those intimate scenes like they would do, because you know, it was very much Brooke, Payton, Brooke, Payton, Brooke, Payton. So at least most of that, four, I think

Heather 50:09

if

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all were done. I don't really think they had too many.

kay 50:13

rewatch

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Rewatch the series. Yeah, well now you best believe I'm gonna put

Heather 50:17

timelines.

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did he cheat, when did this air. Sorry, when did it film. Yeah. To put it all together. Yeah, watch the timelines.

Heather 50:24

timeline. Wow.

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I did not know that. I didn't even know they dated. Yeah. I guess I just didn't, at that point in my life, didn't really pay attention. The rumor is that he cheated with Paris Hilton when he did, Oh, okay. House of Wax. Okay. But I, I don't know if that's

kay 50:41

okay, true

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or not. That's what I guess you do. But, hmm. But we do know that he, that was a scandal for One Tree Hill, because he, he was, they were married, he cheated on her, then they had to get divorced and still work together.

kay 50:54

Am

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gonna hump Jude Okay. Um, the fact that he was getting it on with the nanny just means to me that he's just for sex, so we're just gonna hope him then. I'm going to still wed Chad Michael Murray. I love him, he was young and stupid but I got a picture with him. Okay, I love this man. That's right, you did just meet him. I love

51:26

치 얼스

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him. and I'm going to slash Tom Sandoval because even his voice annoys the hell out of me.

kay 51:33

Like Raquel,

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Raquel. Raquel. He just, the way he thinks, he's just, he knows everything.

kay 51:41

Yeah.

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And he's just, he is just one of those men that I'm just like,

kay 51:44

I don't

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even know how she dealt with him. The coolest thing about him was her. Yeah. So I don't even know

Heather 51:49

Yes. How she

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how she dealt with him. Yes, absolutely. Because now, seeing everything he does without her, it's just like,

kay 51:55

Ew.

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ew. Oh, I haven't seen anything he's done, thankfully. He's on the show, Traitors. Oh, that's right. So good. That's right.

Heather 52:03

Oh,

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Oh, that's right, because remember the girls were like, let's not talk to him.

Heather 52:06

Mm-hmm.

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Like, they were like, we're not even going to communicate with him. So yeah, I'm definitely slashing Tom Sandoval, because fuck you, Tom. He is a turd. That, that shook the nation. That was

Heather 52:16

Nation was

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huge! That went crazy. Then he was like, I don't deserve all this. Well, sorry, like, I don't.

Heather 52:22

You're

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a reality TV show and enough of us have grown up with them that, you know, and they were together for so long and everyone can relate to something like that.

Heather 52:30

that.

kay 52:30

Yeah,

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I'd never even watched Vanderpump before that. Yeah. It was just, it was talked about so much that I'm like, okay, what is this? It blew up on

Heather 52:39

on TikTok,

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TikTok. So then I went back and binged everything. The story is juicy. I don't know

Heather 52:44

if

Dating In Reverse Podcast's audio recording 52:44

you follow the story on TikTok and like outside on like social medias, like

Heather 52:49

with

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all the details that have came out since then, like it's.

kay 52:52

mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Dating In Reverse Podcast's audio recording 52:53

That's another one if you want to binge it. That's a good one too. That was crazy and he's like, I don't deserve this. You do. You do. Because when we found out all the details, you definitely deserve that. Her too. Oh, gosh. She's so nasty.

Computer 53:07

Yeah.

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Okay, Okay. Cool. Not livin it up, cause these were fun. These were fun. Alright. Back roll. Can we get an adjective? Pretty. You did pretty last time. Did I do pretty last time? Okay, funky. A verb ending in

kay 53:29

ING.

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Running. I was thinking running. Oh my god. That's crazy. okay, so a relationship, and it says in parentheses, an ex, a bestie, a nemesis, blah blah blah. Like one of those. Oh, a specific? Yeah. Your most recent ex. Give me a Male name. Caleb. give me a random object. A rope. A rope? Uh huh. Oh wait, hold on. Give me a random object that's heavy.

kay 53:58

A rope.

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Okay. A big one. A big rope. A big rope. Give me a height or a place. A height or a place? Yeah, like a cliff or Oh. Um

kay 54:13

a

Dating In Reverse Podcast's audio recording 54:13

A table, a high table. Just something that has height. Like a skyscraper? Okay. We'll see how that works.

kay 54:22

Mm.

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Give me a random emotion. Angry. Another verb ending in ing. Driving? Ending

kay 54:30

another verb, ending in

Heather 54:31

ING. Scootering,

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adjective? Chunky. A noun? A cat. A place? A gym. A cringy pet name? A cringy pet name?

Heather 54:49

Oh,

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Fluffy? My little fluffy. Yeah. A body part. A boob. A social media app. TikTok. I miss you. A dramatic action like flipping a table, burning a house down, calling their mom. Hmm. Yeeting someone off the patio. relationship status, engaged, married, divorced, single. Well, it's a couple Ooh. How would you use open relationship? Oh,

kay 55:29

Mm.

Heather 55:32

A

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polyamorous. Yeah. A fair poly.

Heather 55:35

What

Dating In Reverse Podcast's audio recording 55:36

it? What was the question? Polyamorous. Um, a relationship status. A relationship status. Oh, polyamorous. Yeah,

Heather 55:42

polyamorous.

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polyamorous. Okay, hold on, let me make that make sense. A family member. Like, the, the, the title, not the actual name. But like, a cousin, a brother, a sister. Your fourth cousin.

kay 55:55

Mm-hmm.

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A weird pet, like a ferret, a hairless cat. A chinchilla. A ridiculous name. Jimmy. I'm Jimmy Ridiculous! If you know, you know. Oh my god, that's so funny.

kay 56:15

Yeah.

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A revenge action. Ooh. Egging someone's car. Not that I've ever done that, but it has been done to me.

kay 56:26

good.

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An exaggerated realization. Realizing he had a side salad for the majority of

Heather 56:34

of the

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the years. Alright, let's do this! Oh my gosh, The unexpected cheating scandal.

kay 56:44

Hmm.

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Kiss my heart. It was a funky night. And I had just finished running when I got a text from my most recent ex. Oh. The message said, I need to tell you something about Caleb. My stomach dropped like a big rope off a skyscraper. I immediately felt angry and started driving uncontrollably.

kay 57:14

Oh,

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Turns out, Caleb had been scootering behind my back with a chunky cat. He met at the gym. Worse, they were calling each other

kay 57:34

fluffy

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and sending boob pics through tiktok. I was ready to yeet that motherfucker off the patio, but then I found out the worst part. They weren't just cheating on me. They had secretly gotten into a polyamorous relationship with my fourth cousin. Damn, Caleb. And to make matters worse, they adopted a chinchilla together and named it Jimmy. So naturally, I handled it the only way I knew how. I egged his motherfucking car. And never looked back.

Heather 58:19

Oh,

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Honestly, realizing he had a side salad for the majority of the years was enough. Damn, Caleb. Also, aching in a car is a really good revenge. Eggs are expensive nowadays, I mean. Wow, look at the 50 cents per name. Look at these. It's more like a dollar now. Probably. Oh

kay 58:43

Oh

Dating In Reverse Podcast's audio recording 58:43

my god. Chinchilla named Jimmy. okay Heathens, Toodaloo motherfuckers, Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe to Data Universe on all the social medias. And if you're extra nasty and still didn't get enough, stick around for just the tip. The tip.

kay 59:02

Oh

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Oh my

kay 59:05

Wait, I set just the tip.

Heather 59:09

Ugh. We're

kay 59:10

back.

Heather 59:11

We are. And we're alive. And we're alive. Barely. If any of y'all went through that, no arrivers. No. Gosh, bless you. I feel you. Because that was, and you got it back to back. You got it. Oh, got three weeks and then three weeks later got it again. Yeah. I kept saying, you're a good person. You don't deserve this.

kay 59:33

And I'm like, well, I lost weight. It wasn't the healthy way.