The Irish Goodbye

  Grab your green beer and get ready for some messy St. Patrick’s Day fun! In this episode of Dating In Reverse, we’re spilling our worst drunken date stories—the kind that make you wish you had pulled an Irish goodbye. We’re also playing a festive round of Hump, Wed, Slash and diving into some wild Icks & Licks (because bad decisions don’t stop at dating).

Oh, and in case you were wondering… both of the guys we were talking to? Ghosted. Classic.

Pour yourself a drink (or maybe some water—you’ll need it) and tune in for the chaos!

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Yeah. Update. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. We're on episode what, 10? Yes. 9? 9 is your birthday. 10 is my birthday, so 10. You didn't even make it to 12. We didn't even make it to 12. Didn't even make it to 12. We gave them the benefit of the doubt. Ha ha ha ha. They didn't Episode 10, both of our relationships, I don't even want to call it that, both of our situations crashed and burned. I'm looking for a new gingerbread man. I'm looking for another tall, dark, handsome, sweet guy who's genuine. Yeah, Welcome in, heathens. This is Dating in Reverse, where we acknowledge the weird and wild cesspool dating culture has become, but we're still diving in headfirst. I'm Kay Heather. Did I give you the it? And I'm Heather Nicole. We're always sharing outrageous date stories, playing a few classic games, so grab your tipple, moisturize your lips, take a hit, and come join us. Today we're celebrating St. Patrick's Day! It's the intro! Yeah, and that's Oh, my God! I forgot, it's a little We got our tipples. It's a little Oh, your pot of gold! Yes, yes, yes! You're on theme, I love it. I love it. Our stories today are just involving drunkenness, because that's what you do on St. Paddy's Day. Just being a little party girl. I'm a little too drunk. Yeah. One of those do as I say, none as I do stories. We're back to that. Okay. Yeah, okay. We, um, We'll dive into those stories, play a few games, hump wet slag. I don't even know how to explain it. I could've good. Oh, mine. I like mine. They're cute. Ix and Lix. Mostly just Ix. Mostly just Ix. And then, we'll send you all on your way. We hope you have a safe and happy St. Patty's Day. When is St. Patrick's Day? The 17th, which is Is it like a Thanksgiving kind of thing? Like it's every It's every 17th of the month. So, let's see what the 17th actually falls for. 10 days, so that's like a Tuesday? Uh, it's Monday. Yep. So people will probably be going out the weekend that we put this out. Oh, you're right, because Mobile Pay is going to be right down the street. Yep. Perfect. Yeah. Be safe. Uber. Call a friend. Don't take a drive. You turd. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. Absolutely not. And, for any of my friends, hit me up. I'll be there for you. I'm not BlackoutDrunkKay anymore, so. I'll be a sleeping bed of Heather, but if you need me. I'll be out. You're getting a lecture. No, actually, you wouldn't get a lecture because you'd be calling me. You're good. You're good. You're good. I will pick you up. Take, we can go get some food. And then take you home. I'll be out, but I'm not drinking, so. Where are you going? I don't know. I'm sure some of my friends will be like, hey, wanna go do something? Sure. Well, then maybe. Ooh. Let me know what you're doing. Okay. I'll let you know. Maybe I won't be able to be your DD. Maybe SHE gonna be my DD. Cause I'm gonna be drunk. Oh, that would be fun. Yeah, let me know what you do. Alright. Okay. Need a start, I guess? Yeah, cause I don't know much about my I'm trying to think if I can think of, like, another little story off the top of my head about just getting It's just this one, so Yeah, this wasn't, like It's like me getting drunk on a date. It's when I got really shit faced and met a guy that I eventually started dating. So his first impression of me was drunk. Oh, that's a little pill from there. Exactly. So I went out one night with a bunch of friends. It was like six of us. Yeah, it was a good mix of guys and girls. We, uh, went to a bar, and as soon as we got to the bar, we're like, it's shot time. Yeah, I'm not a big fan of shots anymore, especially after this story. So, the six of us all decide to order a round. Six shots, oh. Mhmm, mhmm. So all of us, one by one. Order a round of shots for everybody, and we just down them all within like 15 20 minutes six rounds of shots That's the last thing I remember Yeah I I Apparently Had messaged a guy That I met on like I don't think it was tinder It might have been like plenty of fish Or something But, I messaged him like, Hey, we're out, down, at this bar, you should come. And he's like, oh, say less. So he, him and he brings two other friends. How fun. I don't remember them at all. I barely remember this dude coming out. And I was just on the dance floor, dancing, having the time of my life. But I felt safe because not only was I with my girls, but I was with the boys that were safe. So, I had friends looking out for me. Like, when he eventually got to the bar, they were like, Who are you? What do you want? And I had to be like, Oh no, I invited him, it's okay. So, you were, I get like, flashes of the night in my head. And I remember like, dancing on him. Nope. But like, like dancing on him. Like, you know, taking it all the way down. I feel like I know what time frame this is just from the little bit that you're explaining. It was, it was a mess. I was a mess. And I remember turning to my friend like, I think I have to throw up. Oh! Can you take me to the ladies room? That's fun. Yeah. But like, Hold on. But like, at least I didn't just throw up. Like, I knew it was coming, so I could, like, Communicate. Yeah. To get to the bathroom. So I went to the bathroom, and then, you know, usually once you throw up, That's it. You're done. You're done. Right. Like, I don't remember anything else from that night. At all. Um, the next day, I woke up in a jail cell. And I was freaking out. Like, what? And in the corner was my mom. Because my mom was a corrections officer. Apparently, I was too drunk where my friend didn't want to drive me all the way home. Because I lived about 30 minutes from where my mom worked. And my mom's job was about 10 minutes away. From the bar. That's funny. So he decided he was gonna take me to my mom. Take you to jail. Instead of taking Yeah, instead of taking me home. And my mom thought it would just be hilarious, right. To let me wake up in a jail cell because I was that drunk. I'm assuming she was working like overnight or something like that. Yeah, she worked nights. Yeah. So I think it's hilarious. I mean, at the time I was crying, I was scared. I was like, what the heck is going on? But at least I saw my mom, like my mom was the first person I saw, but like. Why didn't you take me home? You probably saved it with your mom in the jail cell. That's true. That is true. So my mom was like, she was just like laughing her ass off at me. She was just like, how you feel? Like, it was, it was the weirdest thing. But, so, uh, after I got through the jail experience, um, my mom took me home. And I, my phone was dead, so I didn't get to charge it until I got home. When I got home, I had all these messages from like everybody like, Are you okay? What happened? I didn't realize that girl you would live. Right? And, and I'm like, I'm not the only one that took six shots. Like, why is it just me that just couldn't handle it? I would die. Oh my god. I would, mm mm. I can't believe, I cannot believe I even lived through that. I can't believe my friends lived through that. I can't believe we all lived through that. Six shots within like 15, I was younger, the max. Three. Three. Now it's one. Yeah. One. One and I'm feeling good. If I ever ask you for a second shot, it's wrap it up. Take me home. Get me out of here. Don't give me that second shot. No. So I see a message and he was like, I had so much fun with you last night. Oh, that's cute. And I'm like, who the fuck is this? Oh. 'cause you had messaged him off the app. Oh my gosh. Mm-hmm I messaged him off the app to come to the bar. Oh wow. I managed to give him my number or call. I don't know how. Right. I don't know how, I don't remember. But I was like, who the, who is it? And he's like, it's Tony from last night. And I was like, great. Wow. You met me at that time in my life. Wow. I was like, you still want to hang out? And he's like, yeah, let's uh, let's go to dinner tonight. And I'm like, okay, cool. So we went to dinner, had a great time. Like, it was so hot too. Like, I was like, you were even hotter in person than in your picture. Pictures did not do him justice. He was gorgeous. So we had like a little slumber We had a little summer fling. Oh, I thought you were going to say slumber party. I was like, oop. But uh, it eventually just died out like most things do after a while, you know. I think You have to both be on the same page as If we're just gonna be hooking up, or if we're gonna Right. Yeah, and I don't think at the time either one of us wanted anything serious. But he was gorgeous. Aww. And he actually liked me at my drunken mess. Right! You know? They can only be uphill from there if he's seen you at your drunkest. That's true. So, that was my little drunken story. Aww. Um, web slash. mine has a little theme. And my little theme is the office. Tonight. Oh, okay. Yeah, I was watching that last night. I'm ready for this. Let's go. Which I haven't thought about mine yet. I try not to think about them until after we do it. Depending on who you pick, I already know. Go ahead. Well now I feel bad because I picked three white men. We're in March now. It's cool. I picked Mike. Michael. The boss, right? Yes, the boss. Mike. Mike. Michael. Michael. Yeah. Jim, Jim and Dwight. See, I knew exactly who you're gonna pick. Those are the three, the top three, so yeah. Yeah. When you, even when you Google the characters, they're the first couple ones that pop up. What? Pam? I love Pam. Oh, cam too. This is very easy. Her ex is a turd. Oh yeah. He a turd. Yeah. And this is, but her, her ex is like every. Every guy, though. Like, you know a guy like her ex. Yeah, so When do I get my gyms? That's what I'm wondering. Exactly. I'm ready for my gyms. Yes, this is very easy. I'm going to hump Mike. Michael. That man is so hilarious. So funny. He's That character is one of my favorite characters of all shows. Cause it's just, it's so dry, but so funny. And And I actually have a, like, a little thing for Steve Carell, like, I don't know what it is, but he could get it, so I'm gonna let them know. I think it's the fact that he always plays that, like, some kind of, like, weird, dry humor character. And he's not a bad looking man. No. Especially now. A lot of him isn't. The salt and pepper look? Oh yeah, that's right, Girl. It's unproblematic, so. Yeah, he's getting, he's aging like fine wine. He is, that salt and pepper is doing it for him. I mean, both a picture of him as Michael. Yes, yes. And a picture of him now. Because. Because even in the characters he plays, he's a good looking man. It was just like his isms about him. Yeah. That would turn some people off. I still enjoy it. Uh, definitely gonna wed Jim, of course. Jim's perfect. There's nothing wrong with Jim. He's adorable, and the guy who plays Jim now, He reminds me of a real life Shaggy. Like, hot Shaggy. I can see that. I love it. I love Jim. So I'm gonna slash Dwight, obviously. Cause that motherfucka is crazy! I'm sorry, I'm gonna agree with you. I'm gonna hump Michael because he is like I was almost like, do I want to wed that? I kinda There's a part of me that I'm like, mmm, maybe. But I would, I would wed. If Jim wasn't in the equation and you pick like, I don't know, anyone else, then it probably would have been. If it wasn't for Jim, then Michael would be my, maybe like Jim could be my second husband because I went with Mike first and we just couldn't quite get it together. Cause he's crazy. Cause he's crazy. so then I went on to wed Jim. Yeah. After him and Pam didn't work out, you know? You gotta be sad if him and Pam didn't work out though. I know, true. But we are splashing Dwight because that character is one of the creepiest characters that has ever been written. And I know that he has some funny one liners, but Ever. He's so creepy. Very, very creepy. And I listened to a horror story podcast that he hosts. Oh! And it's hilarious. Oh my gosh, I gotta see that side of him. Oh my god. Cause the Dwight character? Yeah. But we all have, if you've worked in an office, we've all had. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I can, I can think right now who's the Dwight of my office. For sure. I've never had a Michael. Well, I had, I kind of have loved Michael, but. Oh. No. Michael was very, um. I don't think I've ever had a boss like Michael either. I would love it. I would show up every day. If I had a boss like him. place in Delaware, where the bars close at 1am. Do they? They close at 1am in Delaware. Lame. They close at 1am. I had, um, when I worked in the resort town, just got off my shift, and then I was headed up to Delaware, to, um, finish up the end of the night, because they close at 1am. Um, I get to this bar that was, it looked, I believe it was an old fire station. Like everything was just, yeah, everything about it was very, Oh, that's cool. Yeah, it is really cool. Um, everything about it was just like, even like the steps, they still had like the fire steps and the pole and all that stuff in it. So I'm walking through the parking lot to the entrance to go meet the gentleman that I'm going to see. And I see a friend of a guy who just recently ghosted me. And I was going to say hi because I, you know, I didn't have a problem with him. Um, I walk up to his friend we meet up and he says, Hi, Brian's not here. I'm like, oh, okay. Okay, noted. Good, thank God. But, like, that was just weird. That interaction was so, like, sharp. So, I'm like, oh, he must've, he knows something about enough. Right. So, whatever, at least I didn't have to deal with that. But, from then on, I just kind of thought about it the rest of the night. And then I was just drinking and, like, kind of just moody about it. Because I was really upset about that guy ghosting me. Because he had, not really ghosted me, but it was more of, like, uh, I said something teeny tiny he didn't like, and he's like, Okay, bye. Like, that. And I was like, Oh. Okay. Alright. Okay. That's fine. I really didn't say anything. See, I would rather that though. I would rather that than being ghosted. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so it was a very, I mean, so I guess ghosted isn't the right word. Just very harshly cut it off. Uh huh, yeah. The Irish goodbye. Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. He's that biker. Leaving. Um, so I was just kind of in the back of my mind for the rest of the night and I got super drunk. And the guy that I was going to see, I was already going out with him, so I was also going to see his friends as well, meet some more of his friends. So I love meeting guys friends because I think it gives you just a little bit more idea of like who they are and who they're around and all that stuff. So. I, you know, just in the back of my mind, I was thinking about that guy that had just abruptly left me. Cause it just kind of threw me off and I just kept trying to drink and to like go on through the rest of the night. And we went from there, we went to someone's house. I don't know who that was. And we were playing some kind of cup card drinking game and I just kept going despite Not even normally drinking like that. Like, I don't know why. I guess I was trying to impress. Cause it was like, the guys were there, and the girlfriends were there. And everyone was super cool. So I guess I was just feeling myself a little bit too much. And I started throwing up. Oh no. A lot. A lot. A lot. I went outside to throw up. At least, because I went out there to go smoke and I was just like, in the back of the, like, the woods, essentially, and threw it, and all the way dipped and back in the back of their backyard. Throw it up. He was with me, so it was okay, but the icky part about it was, not even like, 30 minutes later, he tried to make out with me. Yuck! And I questioned everything about this guy. Yeah! Yeah. And then he had the nerve to get mad at me because I didn't want to make out. So I was like, in my drunken brain, I couldn't even explain, like, I just got done throwing up. So, why do you want to? Please don't make out with someone I thought you just got done making out. Please, please. That is so disgusting. That's what I said. In my head, but I don't know why I didn't. You couldn't verbalize it. I couldn't get that out. That is so Ugh, why would you want to? Maybe he was drunk too and he just didn't think about it. But I was, I was thinking about it. Men are just nasty anyway. That's true. That's true, true. Y'all stop. Don't be, ugh. God, let's brush their teeth. Or, how about, if someone just got done throwing up, don't make out with them. They've had enough. They've had more than enough to drink. Yeah. That's not anything with that person. Like I think that's the point that I was at as well. Like I don't, I had been making out with him all night, but after that, ew, sir, I don't even, I don't even like the, I appreciate the fact that you're here as my thrown up, but I don't even like the fact that you're here because this is such a vulnerable moment. I don't want to then. Yeah. Like kiss and hold me is fine, but don't, ew. And that's the thing about my story. I don't know if I was blacked out and kissing him. I don't know. Cause I was just, I don't remember anything, so To remember it and not want to make out? Yeah, he did from then take me and put me in a bed and safely to sleep, but Yeah, it's weird Because it you're getting dangerously close to take an advantage of a person while they're drunk. Absolutely, so what if I like, and that was a very big uh, wake up moment for me cause you know, say as I do, not as, do as, set. Do as I say, not as I do. Do as I say, not as I do. But in that moment I was like, whoa. What if he was someone that couldn't take no for no? And then, like, I was so drunk at that point, because that was the first time I'd ever put myself in a situation where I was that drunk. I don't know why I would get that drunk. Thankfully, I did know him. Like, we had been dating for a little bit, so. But. Ugh. He had a, uh, Prince Albert. Well, I got a story about that, too! Ha ha ha ha! Ix and Lyx? I am a Virgo rising, which means I am very particular about certain things. Rise and sign is a sign that people see you as? Okay, and that's someone you saw as my Taurus? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I can see Virgo for you. Virgo women are, Virgo men are literally the devil? Literally. Like, the devil spawned his little people? And they are Virgo men. But Virgo women! Okay. so, I'm very particular about things as a Virgo rising. Um, I am one of those grammar police. Oh, okay. Yeah. So if you are flirting with me and you use the wrong word or you spell it wrong, I'm just laughing at you. I'm not taking you seriously. That is a huge ick for me. It's so easy to see when you're texting, especially like the squiggly line, like that's not the right word. Oh, does it fix it? Yes. Oh, does it? It doesn't do that. I don't know, maybe probably on the newer Android. It's my phone's that is working. It tells you. It's the wrong word. I mean, you should know. You should know. Especially your and theirs. Your, if you watched Friends, Ross literally told you. Y O U R means your. Y O U apostrophe R E means you are. A feeling, yeah, yeah. Now, apostrophe takes place of the A. You are. Oh, there you go. That's really easy. You are. Not yours. Drives me crazy. My biggest ick. And like. It's his text and it doesn't matter. You're a liar. You don't know which one to use. I mean, every now and then, you might make a mistake. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let it go. Right. But if it's a constant thing, cause I have this guy in my DMs all the time. Every time I post a DM. You are beautiful, beautiful. You are, you are. And I'm like, bro, come on, stop it. 'cause I literally just posted a selfie and the, all the YOUR beautifuls, I'm like, oh, just drives me, me crazy. Yes. I'm, I'm like, oh, okay. But if they use the right yard, I'm like, absolutely, absolutely mine. Is it there like. I get a little excited when you use it right there. I feel like that's like shooting for the stars. Oh my god. Okay. There. T H E R E. Place. Okay? T H E I R. It's person. Possession. Possession. T H E Y apostrophe R E. They are. Okay, it's really that simple. It really is. Y'all making it complicated. It's not that hard. Then, then's another one, but I'll give that to people because I didn't know that until I was older. Like, I guess it's just one of those I just didn't even really think about, but now I'm like, oh, it's really easy. What'd you learn? It's really easy. It, it really is. You just have to take the moment to, like, Google. And Google's at your fingertips, so it can tell you, especially now with the iPhones. Oh, you iPhone users that, like, the judge Android users that you can't even use the right, you You're. There. Um. Okay. Now I'm judging you because I know that it wants to fix it for you. Yes. Android doesn't. Yes. It wants to fix it for you. Wow. My ick for the night is people that don't tip. Or bad tippers. That's on my list! It's not that hard. So, you were explaining the spelling. Listen, let me explain it to you. You take the first number, you multiply it by 2. If it's 5, you leave them 10. If it's 6, you leave them 12. If the first number is more than one, if it's 100, 20. 20, yep. It's not that hard. And I get that there are like people that like You gotta take it down because they, they suck, but realistically, it's probably not even their fault. It's probably the back of the house. It's the kitchen, yeah. And then, when it comes to delivery, if someone is delivering, that's a whole other can of worms. Like, that's even more than like, walking it to you. This person has gotten in their car, using their car, using their gas, using their auto insurance. Yep. Pick it up and bring it to you. Risking their lives. Nowadays in these words, like. Tip these people. Tip your delivery. Oh my god. It's so like. Yeah. It's also a sign of respect and courtesy for me. It is. Absolutely. If you don't tip, that means you don't respect people. And that's a problem. Nowadays it's like on the list for you. When you're in the restaurant, it's on there. Yeah. What does this mean? If you're, if you're like damn. I don't want to do that. I'm gonna have someone else do it. Pay that someone else to do that. Because whatever, whatever restaurant or app or whatever you're going through, they're not really paying for them to do it. So, like, if it's a convenience, pick that person. Yeah. Don't be a turd. You cheap turds. Don't be a cheap turd. Life lessons from dating in reverse. Number one. Don't be a turd. Alright? It's not that hard. Absolutely. And if you're gonna ask how to not be a turd, Someone literally asked me that on tinder. How, how, how do you not be a turd? Unless Just don't be a fucking piece of shit. I don't know. I don't know what to tell you. Have manners. Have empathy. Have common sense. Have respect. It's not hard. Don't lie. Don't cheat. Don't steal. Like, you know. The things you don't want someone to do to you, don't do that. There you go. Don't be a turd. I'm like diggin in my index of like all the things that turn me on, like, I can't think of anything. I know, there's no licks. If I can feel comfortable just being myself, like if I can be goofy, be mad, be sad, be happy, and you don't judge that, and you just let me express my emotions, that's a lick. And I'm not thinking it's sad, because remember L6? He said I was chaotic. That's what hurt my feelings about him saying I was chaotic. Because I was like, I feel like I could just be my ultimate I just feel like I could be my ultimate self around him. And then he threw it back at my face! Oh, you look like you're gonna cry for real! Oh, we're gonna have a conversation. L6, the next time you text me, we're having a conversation, sir. You don't even know what's about to come your way. That's why with the guy that I was just dealing with. He made me feel safe. And that's why I'm fucking pissed. Because I told him. I was like, Thank you for making me feel like I can be myself with you. And he was like, I'll always be that person for you. And just made it more of like, Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. Which is shit that you don't even need to tell someone. Like, you don't need to get that deep with someone if you're not that deep with someone. Like, you, you, you really don't have to. Like, he didn't need to tell you anything. No. I think these people just, they just talk. They just talk. Just to hear themselves talk. Like. And, and I feel like I got played on multiple levels because I, because of the, the sign from the universe, I allowed myself to just dive in and it was just too much. Well, I will. I feel like when. With most people, especially someone that I'm interested in. I'm just gonna show you it all. Yeah This is me. This is me. You're either gonna deal with it or you're not. And that's the thing. That's how I'll be people out. Men hold this mask for too long and then they can't handle it and they fucking leave Whereas women we're like, this is who I am I'd rather you just know now Make your judgment. Yeah. Because it's my, well, not that, um, I'm going to change, because I'm like little things. Of course, everyone can have some little tweaking that they can do, but me as my character and how I am, like, this is me. And I love when I can feel comfortable with someone. Yeah. Especially with my glasses. When I don't have to wear my glasses, I can turn off my eyes and like, and just wander. Turn off my eyes! And just wander around and, you know, just be comfortable and be safe. Yeah. That's the biggest. Emotionally, we all want to feel safe. We want, we all want to feel like our partner and not judged. Yeah, isn't is not gonna. Yeah, you want to be loved for who you are. You don't want to be loved for the person that you're pretending to be to make your partner. You don't want to people please your partner. You want to be who you are and have your partner understand that. And it seems like, especially nowadays, that people are so focused on being the perfect version of themselves instead of being the actual version of themselves. I don't want you to be a perfect person because that doesn't exist. Yeah, that's not realistic. That's not real. And I'm not perfect. So I need to make sure that your not perfectness, you know, can cope with mine. I kept saying that. And I'm like, universe. Show me who he really is, because he's coming off too perfect. This is too show me who he really is. And they did. They did. So, I can't be Did you reach out to the universe again a second time Girl, yes, because it just felt like too good to be true. Was that my last request? Was that the answer to my last request? Like, are we I'm just a couple days behind, because I was quick! Like, girl! It was I was on the way here, like, alright universe, I need a sign. Yeah. Which guy to focus on. It was Valentine's Day. Which guy? Which guy to focus on? Because they both hit me up that day. And I was like, I cannot do this. I cannot focus on two people. I need one person to focus on. Who should I focus on? Show me their birthday. Straight. One was 9. 14, and one was 12. 12. The sign I got was 12 12 K A Y! 12 12 K! Like Right! Obviously, pick 12 12! And then he was a turn. I was his February Flavor of the Month, apparently. It I learned my lesson. I learned. I did learn a big, big, big value message. I did learn a big, valuable lesson in the Gingerbread Man, which is just one more thing that I really need to look in and just realize that it's just, that's not cool. Keep it like that, girl. Um, so hopefully that's the last lesson that I have to, no, because then I had to learn the lesson about my ex. Okay, heathens.

Heather 34:07

Okay, here's just the tippy nasties and my last one is for the girlies because I feel like it gets so much hate I love when girls have a vocal fry That's like when um, like when they slow things down And they're just like yeah What oh, I love it I love it I know that people do hate it I love it I think it's so cute Oh yeah. Bring it out.

kay 34:40

That, no! I can't. Oh, I think it's funny. I think it adds

Heather 34:43

character.

kay 34:45

Oh my god,

34:45

Heather, no! Reverting back to mama as an ick. Fuck you. And also, emotionally immature men. Ick. Oh, god. Love bombing. Ick. Yeah, okay, so we can do, we can do that. I'm so mad. Yeah. I'm so mad. No, believe me, I was there.