The Allergic Reaction

  Birthdays, odd dates, and… sex robots?! 🤖🎉 In this episode of Dating in Reverse, we’re celebrating Heatherr’s birthday, reliving the time she had an unforgettable (and very allergic) reaction on a date, playing a chaotic Mad Lib, and somehow ending up in a conversation about sex robots. Buckle up, Heathens—this one’s a wild ride! 🚨😂 Watch now! #DatingInReverse #TheAllergicReaction #BirthdayChaos #SexRobotsAndMadLibs

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Humph know if we can top Humph Wed on Oh, Slash Don't Humph know if we can top on on Slash Welcome in, heathens. This is Dating in Reverse, where we acknowledge the weird and wild cesspool dating culture has become. But we're still diving in headfirst. I'm Kay Heather. And I'm Heather Nicole. We're always sharing outrageous date stories, playing a few classic games, so grab your tipple, moisturize your lips, take a hit, and come join us. Today we're celebrating our girl Heather's birthday!

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I'm

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almost 40, and I'm actually really excited for that. I'm not even look even remotely close to 40. It's cause I'm unproblematic. That's right, girl. That's right.

Heather 1:27

That's right.

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I'm like, shit, I might as well just be 40. I'm so excited to just turn 40. But, you know. We're seasoned, not aged. Ooh. I like it. I like it. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. What are you planning to do for your birthday this year, girl? I don't think I have any plans. I'm just going to be lazy. I'm going to nap all day. That's the only thing. And treat myself. I haven't picked out a present yet,

Heather 1:54

yet.

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but I will be picking a present. Absolutely. You gotta treat yourself. Oh, absolutely. Yes. I treated myself well for Valentine's Day, so I don't know what I'm going to do for my birthday, but I'll definitely, I don't know. We'll see. Yeah. We were actually talking about the medium. That might be, even if I put it up to size so we can do it later, it might, that might be a fun thing to do. Yeah. That would be fun. Yeah. Okay. The meaning is definitely something. I'm here for it. We'll see though. Sleeping. I know that's definitely. Rest. My number one treat to myself. Self care. I will be napping with my blanket up to here. Cozy. I'm so excited. With your Taurus moon. Okay. Absolutely. So we're celebrating Heather today, our girl. Your favorite co host. And then we're Oh, girl, shut up. Everybody loves you. Oh, well, uh, thanks, y'all. But behind the scenes, she's C's number one. You are the life of this podcast. I am literally just the nonsense. That's all I am. I'm just the nonsense. And that's why we

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mesh. We

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We're mesh, we're the ying and the yang. We do, absolutely. We balance each other. Absolutely. So today we're gonna talk about allergic reactions. This is, without a doubt, my craziest, funniest, not fun, cause it wasn't fun, but just craziest dating story that I have. So this is perfect for my birthday. We're gonna get silly today. We also have a fun little Mad Lib to play today. Oh! And then, of course, Hogwarts Life. Oh, yeah. We need to spice things up around here. Yeah, I'm excited for the new game. Can you see him? Yeah. Oh, you can see the little nose, Bear. Bear is a little poise y too. Barry's birthday is March 16th. So this is me and Baz. Okay, little Pisces baby. Aww. I wish I knew what time he was born so I could have his whole chart. Like the whole entire thing. But it does make perfect sense that he is a Pisces. This is our third, The brightest. Co host. Exactly. This is what, his third episode with us? Probably. I think. Second, third? We're gonna have to get him a seat. Like an actual seat here soon. I love it. So yeah, we're gonna, talk about Celebrate me! That's right! That's right, babe. It's all about you today. So, my one little story, this is me in my bleach blonde extension lashes arrow. Like I was super duper hot and this is what I look like. Totally not what I look like now. So crazy. I don't think that this one starts on Tinder for once. It could have. Actually, I think it does. Oh. I knew him, but I think, like, it, like, matched up on Tinder. I knew who he was. Oh, so you knew him Okay. Yeah. No, I knew who he was. Were you, like, into him before you matched with him? Did you think he was, like, hot? Or was it, like, aww? I don't know. I don't know, because he's not really my type. Yeah. But, like, to match on Tinder, it's like Yeah.

Heather 5:11

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Yeah. No, I don't, I think I just knew who he was, more specifically knew who his friend was and didn't like his friend. Knew who he was, Honestly, I thought he was a bigger douche than what he was. Um, okay. So, maybe that's what a little bit of it was. Maybe that's why he wasn't my type. Yeah. But he didn't to me, so I was like, oh.

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But like, with Tinder you have to make that, risk of, do I swipe left, do I swipe right, and then see if it's enough. Here's the biggest thing with Tinder. I hate being the one that sets the match. I want an interest in you and then you should have an interest because I hate sending that first message. Oh my God. And so what I was saying to you the other day, I think now with Tinder, men literally have to pay if they want to send the first message and I don't necessarily have a problem sending the first message. If you have something in your bio that I can bounce off of. If you don't have anything in your bio, men. I was just about to say it. Men are so important. We actually do read them. Because we will read them. And it gives us something to bounce off of so that we don't really feel awkward to send the first message. Yeah, because guys just look at our pictures and like, oh, she's hot. I mean, I'm gonna look at your pictures, obviously. You think I don't read it because you don't read it. Exactly! We read it. We definitely read it. Yeah. And as long as there's something in there I can bounce off, I will send the first message. She has.

Heather 6:31

hmm.

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so we were going on our first date. I ain't ever been moved like this. Never. So the beginning of it starts off perfectly. Ooh, okay. He started off, it was a Friday, and he started off his Friday with his friends at Chili's. I love Chili's, so I'm not even kinda hating it. No, yeah. But he was at Chili's, and he was like, okay. I'm going to Uber to come to me. Wait, sir, wait. Not only did you get the Uber to come to me. Once I got into the Uber, this man called the Uber driver to check and make sure and just let him know, like I was purchased cargo and to be careful and to get me to the chills. I know. And the only reason I can hear this is because for the first time ever in my life, I decided to sit up front in the Uber. I don't know why. I was in a fucking minivan. I don't know why this Uber showed up and I was like, you know what?

Heather 7:27

what?

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In a minivan, I would sit up front too. Yeah, I would just be by myself. Yeah. I don't know, for whatever reason, this Uber driver, like, didn't look any kind of intimidating or scary of any sort. So I was like, let me just get in the front. So when he was on the phone, because he had it on this side, I could hear because I was on the passenger side. So I was just like, that is so cute. That's so cute. Like, yeah, like, he was making sure that that Uber driver knew. And he called the Uber. I didn't call the Uber. Right. Absolutely. Boom, boom, boom, boom. Like, that's more what it was. Sir. Yes? Yes? Good job. He called the Uber. Not only that, he called the Uber driver. Good job. He just wanted to make sure that I got to him. Precious cargo. Yes! We've, we've spoken about that. Mm hmm. And with guys just driving. Mm hmm. But to call the Uber driver? Because he had already been drinking, so he didn't want to drive. He was very, very, very responsible for not drinking and driving. That whole night we, we went from A to B to C to D in an Uber. Love it. Absolutely. Okay. We get to Chili's. He's already waiting outside. All that stuff. So much fun. I think we have our drink or two there. So, from Chili's, we went to a seafood house. And we got crabs. And they were so good. Kudos to you for eating crabs on a date. Okay? Cause that gets messy. Somebody knows who you are when you eat crabs. That's true. I guess I didn't really think about it, but now I'm like, you ever since you said you've been yelled at, I was like, I dare someone. I dare someone to ever. But no, I would never. I never wanted to be self conscious about eating. Like, why would, if you're wanting to make someone weird about the way they eat, you're the weird one. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. But why do you care? Why are you even looking? Yeah. Look down at your food. Exactly. Like, you're weird. Mind your business. Exactly. We're there for probably an hour and a half eating the crabs and then from there he wanted to go to, I guess it's a bar from there. Okay. I was like sure, absolutely. So we go to go to the bar and we're in the Uber and I remember being, and I'm going to start now because I'm just thinking about it, being very itchy. Everything about me was just Itchy, like everything was itching and I was like, something doesn't feel right. Everything was itching. And the ride from the seafood house to the bar, it took about 15 minutes to get there. And I will never forget, when we go in, we go right up to the bar, and the bartender looks at me, and then takes a double look at me, and she's like, are you okay? And I was like, I don't think so.

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And she said, have you, have you looked at yourself? So I got a look at myself. Insert the face of Will Smith in, hitch. Hitch. Was wah. This man didn't say anything? No! Okay, that's why I need the black flag right there. Who am I wrong? It took another woman to tell you? Yeah, and I could tell that something was going on, but I was not familiar with what was going on, so I wasn't quite sure. And then at that point, like, everything started to kick together, you know, as soon as someone tells you, are you okay? You're not okay. Yeah. Yeah. So at that exact moment, my throat started to swell, and then I was like, oh my god, and I'm having an allergic reaction. And when you go to an establishment and they give you medicine? You know it's serious. Okay, because people don't be handing out ibuprofens, Tylenols, like, like that. I was like, Oh, like something's really going on. So at that point I remember walking to the bathroom, seeing that I look like friggin Will Smith and shutting down. At that point I'm shutting down. Like I, I had a little bit of an idea what was going on, but I wasn't quite sure. I just, yeah, I was like, I just needed to get out of there. Um, I had had an allergic reaction before. With my first pregnancy. First time ever I had an allergic reaction. And I had an allergic reaction to MSG. And I don't know exactly what MSG is, but I know that it's some kind of, it's added into spices. It's added in, it's not an Old Bay, but apparently there's like a substitute, like dupe for Old Bay it's called J. O. or something like that, where I guess some people walk down on it or like it's frowned upon. It's not, it's just this cheaper alternative. It's all it is. It's just cheap. But the difference is that it has MSG in it. So you can have a reluctant reaction to it. So I had a feeling, like I knew a little bit what was going on, but all I wanted to do was call my mom. Like I wanted to go home. I wanted to call my mom. And I wanted to figure out what was going on. So I went back to him and I was like, yo, I need to get out of here. I need to go home. We were literally maybe five minutes from my house. At that point I'm like, I've got to walk to my house. But he's like, okay, I'll get you an Uber. So naturally, he got me an Uber to my house. Made sure I got home and all that stuff and at that point I freaked out and I called my mom and I was like I'm definitely having when I could feel it in my throat. I was like, okay, I'm definitely having a allergic reaction I was considering going to the hospital. I didn't really want to spend my night in the hospital So she gave me Benadryl. So as long as the Benadryl kicked in like I was fine I think I took even more Benadryl just to make sure once I got home It started to come down. I wasn't as hitched looking

Heather 12:48

as I

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was before. so that, that obviously had to been what was, I started Googling and Jo is a substitute to Old Bay, but it does have MSG in it, so. So you have an allergy to MSG? Yeah. Yeah. And I thought that maybe it was just because I was, when I was pregnant that I had it. Right, because you can develop, yeah, you can develop. Fucking carpet tunnel. Yeah, yeah. Because your body is going through so many different things. Absolutely, absolutely. So, but I do officially have an allergic reaction to MHD. Which is fine, but when you ask people, like, Do you use Olbe or Jo? Like, they don't want to answer you. I'm like, I don't care. You need to know. I just need to know for algae reactions. So, I no longer buy crabs, unfortunately.

Heather 13:32

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There's certain places that I trust. That I know use Obey, but if they were then it would just suck and I would have a low drop reaction. I just make sure that if I am in Krabs for the first time and I don't know where they're from that I just do have Benadryl. Yeah. so I came home and then I calmed down and because he was across the street at the end of the night he wanted to come back and and teckle me and everything so I was like aww, that's cute. Yeah, absolutely cause it's like the first time I'm not sleeping with you so if you want to and I was like very obvious like I ain't begging you. Especially now with an allergic reaction. My eyes are still twice the size that they normally are. I'm not sleeping right now. But he did. He came back.

Heather 14:10

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But the only thing about him, I guess I'll tell this bad before I tell the last bit of good, is Bear hated him. Bear wouldn't even be the same way as him. There's two people, two people in this whole entire world that Bear has met that he did not like. We already spoke about The second person was Black Flag and he wouldn't even come in the room. Not only would he not come in the room, he found the closest child and like climbed on top of them. Bear was right. Bear was right. That energy. Bear was right. He knew. But I was like, Bear, come on, Bear. Yeah. Like, are you serious? Because after the man had spent the night my kids weren't even here. Mm hmm. So I don't even know where Bear slept. I felt so bad. But Bear. And two people, of all the people that Bear met, I was really trying to ignore it, which is stupid. But the next morning, I had to take him home, obviously. He was like, I'll call an Uber. I was like, no, I'll take him. It's just more time to spend together at that point. And in the process of Driving him to his house, as soon as I get onto like the major highway, I go full lever. For speeding. Yeah. But this man, kinda like pushed me back, and was talking to the officer, and was like, explaining himself, and whatever, and like, whatever it is, can I pay for it now? Oh! We do that? We do that? You're the driver princess. Exactly. What he, but he, I don't, I don't think I got a ticket. But he was like, if you get a ticket, whatever it is, literally was like, here's the cash for it. And I was like, oh, well, I don't even know if I'm gonna get a ticket. And he was like, well, if you don't get a ticket, just pay your car insurance with it. And I was like, First aid? Bear? Bear? We gotta get together. This man wants to pay our bills. Okay. I'm sorry that you don't like him, but we gotta figure this out. Okay. We got to figure this out. This man wants to pay our bills. I've never had anything like this before in my life, so I drop him off. I don't remember exactly how it end did. Between me and him, I don't. I think there's that much ill will, but in the end, my bear, my bear, my bear, my dog didn't like you. So I do think that that speaks volumes about someone's character. Absolutely crying under a bills.

Heather 16:33

bills.

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I know,

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So here we are, back to being Miss Independent. Paying your own bills. Exactly. Bear was like, ain't no man coming in this house, so. I mean, I've heard some things about him in the end. Okay. So Bear knew. Bear knew. They always do. In the end, Bear was right. Bear's never been like that with someone since then. Okay. Yeah, like literally the two people Not even the guy that you wanted to yeet off your patio? No, Bear loves everyone. Bear loves everyone. Bear is, if you give him attention, he loves you besides those two people. And that's why that's a black flag. That's really interesting. Yeah, Bear doesn't like him. There's something wrong. Because Bear's not a dog's dog. He's a meatball. Yeah. He wants to be the only dog around all these peoples, so Yeah, but I mean girl, we could have ignored it to pay some bills. Right, at least for a couple months. Damn. Absolutely, I think we made it to like date three and by then I was like, I've had enough of this man. He did express

kay 17:42

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A ton of pink flags. He did. Absolutely. And I hope that he continued to treat women like that because he did. He made sure he, that we were fine and he was fine. And

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that's, that's pink flag behavior and we love that here. Dating reverse. Yeah, absolutely. To get an Uber and make sure we're here, they're there and No, I do.

Heather 18:05

um,

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Driving, we've spoke about this obviously before, is like my number one turn on. My biggest lick of all licks is just to feel comfortable in a car with a man. And he wasn't driving, it was an Uber, so that's fine. Someone's sober, tooting us around. It was so, it was so sweet. That was, I was like, aww. He set a precedent. That I definitely make sure people withhold from them. Like I, at that point, I just needed to make sure that I am handled, like, versus Cargill. As you are. Absolutely. Mmhmm. Don't take a drive, call an Uber. Call a friend call something. Yeah, he obviously had the money that he was throwing around to make sure we had people from here to here to there But that's you know, just don't call a friend call something or just don't

Heather 18:51

drink.

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So it was nice to like just be what is that tic tac toe? Small girl. You Like, it's nice to like, just turn into like your ultimate feminineness, and just, yes, not have to worry about anything, know that you are safe, even though you look like Will Smith in Hitch, and, because when we went to the bar, it was still lit up. Like, it wasn't even dark yet.

Heather 19:16

ah,

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So in the Uber, maybe I had taken my phone and like looked at myself over something, so when I walked into this fully lit bar, she was like, girl.

Heather 19:27

think you need to Good looking out.

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Good lookin out. Good lookin Good lookin out. I mean, I looked at myself. Yes, absolutely. He ain't sayin nothin I guess maybe he didn't notice, maybe he thought that I was starting to get Cause you know, people do and I know I do on here, get red from drinking, but that was a little bit more than just drinking redness but you know, Kyla kind of has a stir to things like that. So, and he ain't been drinking, so lord knows how good he was at that point. Maybe he didn't even see that, and that is beautiful that he's so drunk that he didn't even see it. But shoutouts to that bartender. And then for her to give me Benadryl, because you know that most places they can't give I'm gonna give you things like that. Yeah. She did. She gave me Benadryl. The time that it took to get that in my system, freak out, call my mom, get home, because the first time that I had had an allergic reaction, I remember the woman that I went to that I was speaking to about it, She was like, you're fine as long as your throat doesn't swell. So that stuck with me almost ten years later when my throat started

Heather 20:32

swell. Because

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it was starting to swell. But that Benadryl did kick in and then I was like, okay. It started to go down. I'm so glad you didn't even like need an EpiPen or something. I know. Because that sounds so crazy. I think you didn't even Sometimes you just get experience things just to have like extra empathy for people so now I'm like when anyone has any kind of allergic reaction I'm like, oh my god. Oh my god. Do you need a better girl? Yeah. Yeah, and like you with your cat allergy Although I think that I I think that I've kind of cured you. Because we don't even run a fan or open the windows at this point. And you know what? And you're fine. I haven't taken my medicine,, in three weeks. I didn't even think to take my medicine today. Oh, look at that. So I possibly could maybe even date a man allergic. Oh, that opens a whole new door, men, to me. Wow. Okay. I'm just making sure I keep my manager on my EpiPen. So he'll stand by just in case. What is your superpower? I let people grow out of their allergies. Absolutely, I can heal allergies with just a touch, you know. Yes. So the thing about Mad Libs is, For me, and maybe for the people at home, we gotta, go over, what is a verb, and a noun, and an adjective. I know a noun! Yeah, person, place, or thing!

kay 21:52

mm-hmm

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Adjective is the description. Okay. Like, you know, the color of something, or the texture, like what you would use to describe, that's the adjective. Pretty, or Yeah. Okay. And then, verb is like an action. Like, running, or Hiking. Hiking. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I decided, because this is Heather's special birthday, I don't even have a story to go along with this, so we're just gonna play games today. We're just gonna have fun. So, Mad Lib, we're gonna do a disaster date. Oh, what we just had. Let's see if we can top it. So we need 18 different things,

Heather 22:33

ooh.

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We're gonna spitfire this. Alright. Just the first thing that comes in your brain, okay? Okay, so right now give me an Adjective. Pretty. A boy's name. Tony. A type of restaurant. Mexican. A disaster related noun. A shit show. A shit show. A shit show, okay. A food item. An avocado. Any random topic. Perfume. A body part. Thigh. An adjective.

Heather 23:06

Gloomy. Gloomy.

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Ooh, you're fancy. A different body part. A toe. Give me a verb. Um. Pulsating. Ooh. Pulsating. Okay. Okay. An adjective. Painful. Ooh, that's a good one. A past tense verb. Climaxing? I don't even know what this is going I think so funny. A random I A skull. A dramatic phrase

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rolls Back rolls if you are a drag race fan love how you're bringing over glue I love how I love how you're bringing over glue sticks my three drinks A random medical item a syringe drink a bodily function drinks Ejaculating a food item I always have a I fun Um a three goblet I'll have rice for fun for drinks in my room I drinks in my room I I'm drinking I'll have water And then I need energy because I'm fucking old And then if I'm drinking I'll have fun So it'd water whatever So energy And then if I'll have fun if sometimes neutral my water fun it'd whatever alcohol I got these powdered espresso shots It's like instant in! expresso like alcohol my It's so good Rolls And then adding you Not

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waitress Oh then then sure Oh my the oh we need to do a Mad Lib every week Not the lantern the You need a lantern for safety to do a Mad need to do a Mad Lib lantern the lantern my You need a lantern for a your thigh feeling gloomy and your toe pulsating And your toe Safety your thigh feeling gloomy Climaxing across the restaurant

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gloomy my toe started pulsating

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Climaxing Oh my god restaurant. Who won? Well you had to pick so you still win in this Who won My real story or my Mad Libs. Oh my gosh My or my will put my you Oh Oh Oh gosh My my will will put my will put That was great Oh my gosh. hurt I know

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kay 26:15

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can't. one that you I know you're gonna know one of them but this one And then the other one that you I know one of them but one of them one one kinda look the same Okay I know you're Okay from Zootopia this one. kinda look the same Okay

Heather 29:19

of problematic.

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Okay from Okay. Buck from Age Okay. Okay from We got Okay Buck from Zootopia Age Okay. thought I had it figured out until you threw Mufasa in there And Mufasa Nick I thought Oh I thought I had it figured in Mufasa in there Mufasa Oh

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he's tradition I'm gonna haunt Mufasa.

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He's got that tall slenderness God I can't believe I'm talking about a character like this but He's got that tall He's got that God I can't believe I'm like a character like

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and

Heather 30:06

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Heather 30:09

he turned

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Okay Even though he kind

Heather 30:12

tall

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Go Slash and Slash Zootopia but Okay. beautiful character Yeah And he's funny Nick. Nick from Buck was funny too but Nick was Nick Yeah. And character energy. Absolutely. Bok is kind of like, oh, I know he was in the movie Nick is Zootopia There was no Zootopia without Nick the movie, movie character Yeah main character And not in a Zootopia Zootopia no Creepy Not in a creepy way Lumpwed main character Yeah main character And not in a Sad all of them

Heather 30:42

Sadness I Hmm from Fox and the Hound. Like, little Kay still inside me is like I just was forbidden to watch it anymore. My mom was like, wrap it up, bitch.

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Like done We're not doing this anymore We're not doing this anymore Oh man Fox and the Hound done We're not done Todd anymore should've used

Heather 31:02

I don't even

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Todd like frozen cause it wasn't too sad I do like Frozen isn't really used

Heather 31:06

I don't even

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used

kay 31:07

So

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Yeah I do like frozen frozen sad I do like frozen I should be getting the feels. They always made you cry Yeah The whole that came out when we were young. Yeah. cry. Yeah. Fox and The Hound Just the whole thing Yeah It is just sadness I make cry cry I don't even understand It

Heather 31:24

that I like.

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you keep me mugging me I don't even, understand I don't even understand it. It's piece Um okay How many minutes do we have Should we add anything a spicy piece. do my humpback stuff Oh yeah yeah yeah Should do anything else

kay 31:40

me

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do we can just humpback stuff Oh yeah shit I guess And see what else comes can just humpback gosh I don't even know if you can see it I don't gosh, I don't I know you can't see it it I don't think so I can't see it. see it I don't so so I little a little gets in the way no choice Mm mm think so I hair A little a little gets So Hump mm A little, a little gets So Buck Mm

kay 32:18

I haven't

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He deep voice and it Hump Buck Oh voice That's deep voice okay and it Uh so I'm gonna also wed Nick cause

Heather 32:30

Girl

Dating In Reverse Podcast's audio recording 32:30

it so adorable so funny and he tried to be So adorable adorable character but he had such a sweet tried to

kay 32:40

have trauma from that. I love

Heather 32:41

that movie

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I'm going he had such a sweet tried sweet be pains me But character, going he of a dad character to me me and I just don't feel that

kay 32:53

you

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a Oh my god Mufasa is so cute like he's the dad feel how I feel about dads That's my daddy issues Mufasa is so cute like weird character thing that I got to me girl

kay 33:03

So I'm like

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issues daddy

kay 33:05

Mufasa Megatron like, those scary characters Absolutely How do you Mufasa, Yeah, now if we said Scar, then Oh, that's who I was actually thinking But No I take it off It really wouldn't even matter You just have to cut that last part out because I had the last person the But But yeah no no No,

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I was still Mufasa Yeah if I

kay 33:27

cut had the

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Scar Oh yeah still Mufasa shit How do you feel about out of something Universal. robots that. are supposed to be like sex robots for Oh I would like love robots be supposed to be I would love for robots jealous would men who have I mean I guess like a dildo is the same as like a little pocket so like, um like, the full sex dolls that men have They do make them Like me something I can just fold up and put in my fucking closet. Absolutely, girl. They do make them for women, but they are so much more expensive. No, but like the, the like, not anything so much are ever experience, like a few lifetimes from us like they definitely will have robots that I would love to fuck Oh my god lifetimes definitely I have definitely that I would this is gonna sound fucking crazy detaching myself from porn I remember one time with this is gonna sound fucking crazy myself from porn I remember one time remember porn. I remember one care Okay

Heather 34:25

Megatron, like those

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was so sad that couldn't even watch like guy girl porn Cause I would get sad sad couldn't even girl even want to think Cause I would sad couldn't even watch, And a I was so sad Oh my god that's where you have to cut it all man and a was like, oh, like anime, machinery porn Like it's not real So I can get down with machinery, porn. you discovered your new kink it's So I can get down So I cause I was like I can't really watch and you can only you discovered girl I mean know like I don't So I cause I I can't watch a guy guy porn That's that's watch girl more but So much girl I mean can't watch a guy I can't watch a guy guy porn I don't even know where my kink is with porn. But I didn't even like I didn't even know that I had like a not I don't even know emotional with I didn't even like I didn't even know that didn't sad but really horny but like really sad about my ex And I was like, I can't watch it It's really was horny horny cannot watch a dude fuck a bitch right now. Like I can't detach from that I totally get that I totally get that Cause like time totally get that Cause Like

kay 35:31

like, the robots that are

Heather 35:33

get it

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sex totally like, it's, So if

Heather 35:37

get it

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time, it's going to affect you because you're like I remember this if 98 time time, it's going to affect you affect was like I don't like that you want to get off but like, Yeah No so that's just like oh like do enjoy And even even like some animation it's like, oh. Like, that's fake I used to be into animation enjoy Yeah But I'm like one day they're going to be able to do that and I'm oh I used jealous used to be into animation they're going to fuck these robots Yeah Yeah Yeah used animation robot. You don't need a physical man for anything. No. Cause a robot could like, go need man for anything anything And literally you can like program or whatever to do you want it to do Oh the men are gonna hate this literally you can y'all have y'all have your little things That's fine If you don't want to deal this the men I They Sorry, to I there are shitty people of all all races all sexes everything So if you don't want to deal with the bitch I don't blame you I all sexes everything So thought all robot that I could just program to deal with the bitch, I don't blame you. Love it That's my birthday wish you I get it yeah But um the it Love You're gonna get Heather That's sex robot But um the it Love

kay 36:50

You

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needs a phone to fit in my closet so Yeah That's That's a true But it needs a phone to fit in my Really back in the day when Yeah our phones, phone that was the like that was like this big. now they're gonna have things that, they can just like, keep in the corner of their closet That's so funny now, they're gonna have things Go away in the corner closet That's so What What closet name closet. That's so What What What Do we need to bullshit for a little bit longer I don't think so What? I think we're Do we need to bullshit for a little bit longer I don't bit of content out Cause we were silly for a we bullshit of 35 minutes of shit in there about the D's as long as you're like you know silly got we say we're like, Hey pews, if you don't want to deal with bitches, we don't care. Oh, yeah, yeah. I don't want to know where y'all fucking wiped that heat Oh no Absolutely not I'm done I don't want to gonna close it out Yep heat. Just put the heathens Yep. did last time you forgot to say it and we had to Yeah, that fit perfectly! It did! No, I made sure to pay extra attention to that cause my only thing that I thought about was my hair like and it wouldn't even matter for this but you really cut attention to it was only cause Yeah that I thought about was my hair like and it wouldn't even matter cut it cut it. Yeah, Ugh. I'm starting to do yoga with my friends on Mondays and I just need I'm starting to do yoga with my friends on Mondays and I Cheerio Cheerio That was so funny I Oh he's been my favorite Cheerio Cheerio That was so funny Oh he's been my Oh he's been my favorite That was so funny

Heather 38:30

the thought of a

Dating In Reverse Podcast's audio recording 38:30

Oh he's been my he's been

Heather 38:32

I'm ready

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Cheerio. That was so

Heather 38:34

Alright Intimacy Oh, my birthday wish. Alright

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your boyfriend I'm

Heather 38:42

robot!

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him is your boyfriend. I'm You heard it here first boyfriend I'm doesn't know this Oh gosh You heard it Look first. don't even have to wait episode 12 The man that I was just saying that I was going to touch in the previous episode have to wait until episode 12 He don't fuck it up Of course he did Of course he did 12. He 12 minutes like or you know Yeah. Whether long Yeah Whether 14 minutes No like I'm saying this like oh my god it's Yeah Whether 14 Wait how No day is it Okay No I'm here been Wait

Heather 39:21

gingerbread man.

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No, day is it day No I'm even been two weeks Oh my god Okay Damn day day Okay it even been two 14 seconds 4 days maybe Gee day Okay it? hard 14 seconds 14 seconds, 4 too. I'm like, this It's cause she's She's not Satisfied right now, so she's affecting know Satisfied right she's affecting this You know know Satisfied right she's affecting this You know know know know know Satisfied right she's affecting this You know know know know know Satisfied know know know know know Satisfied right she's affecting this You know You know this You know right she's affecting this You know know Satisfied right she's affecting this You know right she's affecting this You know know Satisfied right she's affecting this know right she's affecting this You know You know she's affecting this You know right she's affecting this You know affecting this You know right she's affecting this You know affecting this You know right she's affecting this You know Satisfied right now so she's affecting this You know Like we were just talking about my robot.

Heather 40:57

my robot

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You can only live so long without a touch of another. Right! Exactly. Intimacy. But like Like I said before, I love making out, so. Oh god, yes. I get it. Can I get a robot that makes out? Yeah. Okay. Seems scary! Kind of.

kay 41:18

What's

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inside his mouth? Oh my god, that sounds I guess they would have to make it, like, mouth like. Inside. I don't know. Comment below if you have one. Let me know what their mouth feels like.

Heather 41:32

Yeah, that's I didn't

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I need to think about that.

Heather 41:35

about that.

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Oh my god, that's so funny. And weird. One day, they'll have that all figured out. They won't even Yeah, I mean they could make it like, full silicone feeling, like, flesh feeling. Yeah, they should do it now, so I'd imagine it's made out of the same, it's silicone. Yeah. So I'd imagine that's probably what. That'd be a weird kiss though. I mean, if they're nervous. I've kissed enough people that it might as well be a mannequin, so. Yeah. If you can train it. I was gonna say, I've definitely had many kisses that I'm like, Oh my god, we're crossing so many lines.

kay 42:10

At

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Oh girl, we have gone from here to there. this episode, he started talking about cartoon characters that only had dad know from there.

kay 42:21

there.

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All hell broke loose.

Heather 42:24

It

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It truly did. Especially after that mad love too. It just, what? What kind of podcast are we? It's all sitting down. Okay, Heathens, TTFN, and before you go, don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe to Dating in Reverse on all social media channels, and if you're extra nasty and you still didn't get enough, stick around for just a tip. Like, my biggest ick of all the icks is a man that just, I can just melt in the front seat and not have to stress that about it. Your biggest Uber. Your biggest lick. Oh, we'll be back. My biggest ick, who we've spoken about before, is when a man can just You keep saying ick. I said lick, did I? You keep saying ick. I'm like confused. Is it good or bad? Do I really? Oh my god. My biggest ick. No! Oh my god! What the hell? I'm turning to a man. How the fuck can I say that so confidently and it be a lie? Four times in a row. With confidence between each one. What in the fuck? I'm gonna cry. Oh my god. Oh my god. That was hilarious. Girl, what the fuck is wrong with you? Jesus Christ. Anyway. Confidence, girl. The confidence I said behind that four times. I